Thread by @profcarroll

i mean we’re in web2 and i have unbearable nostalgia for web1 so im dreading nostalgia for web2 tbh

[future tweet or its future onchain equiv] remember when we could like go to a website and just block the trackers since the fraud bots were stealing traffic anyways and now there’s gas fees for everything and it’s always in a different token that needs converting (more fees)

whenever i wonder if web3 cryptochain could actually eat the world like adherents insist i do the thought experiment of an airline DAO 100% onchain

if you love fees, tiers, delays, uncertainty, volatility, chaos, and radically deregulated unreliability you’re gonna love flying on cryptoAir

not looking forward to paying a cryptofee to mint my boarding pass but really would be happy to fly on a plane again because this virus is beat and we can stop being so bored that we sit around and invent exotic ways to make flying worse