A psychiatrist was conducting a therapy support group session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he stated.
To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second mother and said, "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.”
He turned to the second mother and said, "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.”
He looked at the third mother and said, "Your obsession is alcohol. This shows itself in your child's name, Brandy ."
At this point the last mother quickly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. We have to pick up Peter and Willy at the Johnsons’ and go get dinner."
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