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Feb 23 • 14 tweets • 4 min read
Agreed. Sorry, Italians, we have appropriated your food and made it ours. But in turn, we will lose ownership of pizza to Japan, when broccoli-corn-mayonnaise pizza becomes the global norm!
Here's fried shrimp and sausage pizza
Teriyaki chicken mayo lettuce pizza
Crab claw seafood pizza
Shrimp broccoli camembert pizza
Bulgogi pizza
Scallop butter soy sauce pizza
Tapioca pizza
Giant egg pizza
Sausage pizza, but weird
What the ever-living fuck is this
Double pizza
Not even gonna ask what this one is
America we really have to up our game here...

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Feb 23
1/Everyone talks about diverse casting in shows like Witcher, Wheel of Time, LotR, etc. like it's all because of wokeness.

But I think the biggest factor is that producers want to show audiences a world where the people look like the people those audiences are used to seeing.
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That is what is "normal" for me to look around and see.
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1. A thread of online leftists getting mad at Bernie Sanders for condemning Russia's unprovoked invasion of Ukraine.

2/Bernie literally and repeatedly said he wanted the U.S. to be like Denmark, which is a social democracy. Where was this "mask"?

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It's good to see lots of leftists backpedaling their embrace of Russia's victim narrative and condemning Putin's move in Donbas.

Apparently they were betting that the Russian buildup was all for show and no invasion would happen.
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FWIW, I think "culture war concessions" works only at the level of the candidate, not at the level of policy -- when it works at all. Nothing could ever have convinced America that Obama was socially conservative, even though he was and is.
Biden is making all kinds of compromises and concessions on immigration, and no one is recognizing it or caring (except for progressives who notice and get mad).
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1/Let's talk about Bidenomics.

Politically, Biden's agenda has stalled. But it's still what America needs, so don't expect the basic ideas to go away.

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(Used to be 1 like = 1 hot take, but...inflation)
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