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Feb 25 6 tweets 2 min read
Rough, but I had to write the Ballad of Snake Island:

Thirteen souls to guard Snake Island
Thirteen souls to stand their ground.
Then the Russians come a-knocking
With their warship bearing down.
“Lay your arms down
And surrender!”
Comes the message from the comms.
“This is it!” They said together.
For Ukraine they won’t stand down.
And they cried
Go fuck yourself!
To the Russians:
Go fuck yourself!
Take your warships from our country
Take your bombers from our land.
We did not ask for war this evening
But here now we take our stand.

With a cry of
Go fuck yourself!
Go fuck yourself!

#SnakeIsland #GoFuckYourself
Then the Russians fired upon them;
Shells and shrapnel raining down.
Though in death their voices silent,
We hear their words the whole world ‘round.
With a cry of:
Go fuck yourself!
To the Russians:
Go fuck yourself!
Bloody Putin:
Go fuck yourself!
To all invaders:
Go fuck yourself!

Peace & Power to the thirteen brave souls of Snake Island. May your country stand against the raging tide.

#SnakeIsland #Ukraine

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