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Feb 28 6 tweets 2 min read
YES, SMALL BROTHER

EXCELLENT EFFORT, YOU ARE DOING A VERY GOOD MURDER

WATCH YOUR FORM, BUT THIS IS A GOOD TRY

MAX IS PROUD
SOMETIMES TO KILL THE STRING, YOU MUST BECOME A GHOSTBLUR

LIKE THIS

OoOoOo

NOW YOU TRY
oooOOOooo

YES THAT IS GOOD GHOSTBLURRING
NOW THAT YOU HAVE MASTERED THAT, MAX WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO WALL SLINKYING

BE A WAVE THAT CRAWLS UP THE WALL
NO SMALLGUS, YOU ARE STILL IN SOLID FORM

THIS IS LIQUID FORM TECHNIQUE

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU STILL HAVE BONES
NOW YOU ARE UNDERSTANDING MAX

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