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Mar 7 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
Chief, PM Benazir Bhutto visited all the OIC member countries in 1989 to garner support for the Kashmir Cause in which she succeeded. It was as we were flying over the beautiful Nile to land in Cairo that a phone call came from the American NSA who was also flying in his 2/
2/ aircraft. How is it that Pir Sahib @SMQureshiPTI of @ForeignOfficePk is not able to speak to Secretary Blinken 33 years and many technological advances later🙄🤔. So, this is the state of our foreign relations: #Selected @ImranKhanPTI complains that PM Modi of India will 2/
2/ not answer his telephone call; H.E. @YusufMoeed whines during an interview at his own @USIP that President Biden has not called #Selected; and now ShahJi whinges that Secretary Blinken will not speak to him. 'Good, well done' as our drill staff at the PMA used to shout 3/
3/ after a gruelling drill period. 'Use hanky' they used to add i.e., 'You may wipe the sweat off your faces'😂🤣🤦‍♂️
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Feb 23
With respect, I do not. 1) He was #RIGGED into office and not elected; 2) He has been vile about his opponents whilst abroad, and at home using NAB jails; 3) He has laid the country low. Absolutely zero respect for the #SelectedDolt who is a fascist to boot (pun intended!).
2/ I hope none of us have forgotten that he is selfish and self-centred and arrogant, to the point that he had the brass, gall, temerity AND shamelessness to travel all the way to London to canvass support for his son's uncle, Zac Goldsmith against Pakistani-Brit Mohammad Sadiq3/
3/ for Mayor of London. In the event, Zac lost badly. I hope none of us has forgotten that he took days to travel to Quetta to condole the deaths of many innocent and peaceful Hazara. #SelectedDolt is a base being, devoid of any human feeling of empathy, indeed sympathy. He is 4/
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Feb 21
2/ It was always said that it was never right for a senior officer to covet his juniors ladies. Not for Fazle. I was in his good books since he had served in the President's Bodyguard when my uncle Brig. Nawazish Ali Khan was Ayub's Mil. Secy. One day out on a shoot in Khuzdar 2/
2/ I was walking on the crest with Fazle in the valley below. He shouted to me to join him and when I did, asked me in a whisper if I could find out if such and such Artillery officer's (a Captain)'s wife 'played'. I said 'I am sure I cannot, Sir'. 'Oh OK' he said, 3/
3/ and off I went to my crest! Absolute, disgraceful, cad! Another anecdote: He was arrested in Peshawar and produced in court which refused him bail. A police party led by a DSP was waiting for him outside and when the DSP arrested him Fazle slapped him. The DSP slapped him 4/
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Feb 21
Damn the Fascist's eyes who hold our country by the Jugular 'Vain' (spellings courtesy Lt. Gen. (Allah be praised) Asif Ghafoor aka 'Ghafoora' who called us Pakistanis who live abroad for fear of the cruel, hard-hearted, hard-headed, mendacious and corrupt #DeepState of 2/
2/ Pakistan, 'municipal strays' i.e., dogs and bitches. My dear friend and playmate and schoolmate Farooq Hyat Khan is in hospital and I cannot go back to visit him and comfort his children who are younger than mine, and who I saw grow up because I do not want to get locked up 3/
3/ in a filthy NAB jail cell in my 76th Year. NAB has sent me messages to sign a statement that they will draft against against Mr. Nawaz Shari and that all will be well. I told them to go to hell. And so I sit in exile and watch my friends get ill and I cannot comfort them 4/
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Nov 27, 2021
I mean forget about the bloody stent! I had mine placed 20 years ago and by the Grace of the Almighty Lord haven't looked back! An anecdote: So, got admitted to the AFIC with Maj. Gen. Noori as my cardiologist. The stent was duly placed and as I was happily coming to in the 2/
2/ Recovery Room a Havildar of the AMC came and whispered in my ear, 'Sir Aik saw athaees (128)!' As he went away my cousin Nina Apa came to me and asked me in her gentle way, 'Mike, how are you'. 'Fine Ninpa', I said. See how good the Army is; its all done in 128 Rupees'.Fool!3/
3/ The amount was 128,000.00 Rupees!!!! As I found out there were no doctors fees or stoppages (admission for a few days and food etc., with some of the best nurses in the World! Up AFNS - may you do even better!). The cost was just for the imported stent! God bless the AFIC! 4/
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Nov 26, 2021
Of course not! He is a paid ISI Troll who even runs a run-down ThinkTANK in his fancy Office cum Residence in Islamabad and invites #DeepState-friendly experts from abroad. I was invited just once by Sheroo in @P_Musharraf 's time when Swat was up in flames and this foreign 2/
2/ 'academic' tried to convince us Pakistanis who were seeing conditions up close AND writing about it, that all was hunky-dory in Pakistan etcetera. I remember the good Lt Gen @AsadDur54534265 being there. When it came my turn I said to the assemblage: 'Either I live on Mars 3/
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Nov 26, 2021
@OfficialDGISPR My Dear General Iftikhar: Kindly pass this message on to the COAS: My Dear General Bajwa, Pakistan is today in dire straits because of the unlawful dismissal of the elected government of the PMLN and the consequent #Rigging of Election 2018 in broad daylight On 2/
2/ Camera caught and published in the World's media to Pakistan's undying shame. Some cartoons in the London Telegraph, owned by Immi Khan's friends also showed you holding the bat for him, little boy Immi standing on your boots with a bat. The effect of bringing this fool 3/
3/ into power because you felt uncomfortable with Nawaz Sharif cautioning you that the World was closing in on our tamashas of using proxies abroad (and for keeping our own politicians in line), and that we had to tell the World that we were not a terrorist, hard State, and 4/
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