Thread by @s_selene210

thinking about a wangxian au where lwj is hit with a de aging curse, and wwx discovers to his shock just how much of a menace his husband was when babieji goes about biting people on the shins

lqr: wangji. let go of wei wuxians arm

babieji:

lwj’s de-ageification is as a result of a curse, altho not one that wwx’s seen before.

the first time he finds babieji he thinks he’s somehow landed in the past, because apart from the golden eyed that’s little ayuans face blinking up at him

then the baby speaks

“Laopo?”

wwx is flabbergasted.

“Lan Zhan?” He says, incredulous, and the baby (lwj) blinks at him, lifting his arms in the universal sign for ‘up’

Wwx complies, then yelps as lwj promptly bites him right on the bosom.

this is the scene lqr walks in on

lqr: wwx you — shameless ?!!! Giving BIRTH right in my cloud recesses

wwx, still trying to detach babieji: I didn’t mean to — wait. GIVING BIRTH???

babjie chooses that moment to detach himself from wwxs chest, if only to turn around and, with a flourish, stick his tongue out at lqr.

“Stinky.” He says, with all the poise of a four year old

LQR looks close to an aneurysm

babieji is a menace, mainly because he’s aware of his own power.

All it takes is one downcast look, one wobbly lip, and the entirety of the cloud recesses was on their knees for their second (baby?) master

Lwj toddles away from crimescenes as fast as his short legs can manage, bread like cheeks juggling with each step

“Aww, how cute.” The Lan clan aunties say, unaware that lwj has stuffed half of the kitchens supply of snacks in his sleeves for wwx