Thread by @s_selene210

wwx comes to class one day with an oddly shaped bulge in his robes, just over his stomach.

“Is he pregnant?” someone whispers in the back, followed by a yelp & a hiss of “shut up, jingyi!”

wwx smiles, turning to face the class, “There’s been a…situation. lz is now a rabbit.”

at first, there’s only silence.

then ljy laughs, too loud and too forced.

“w-what do you mean, senior wei? hanguang-jun could never be a rabbit —“

the bulge in wwxs robes starts to wiggle, and someone screams

“It’s alive!!”

slowly, a pink, twitching nose pushes out, followed by a fluffy white head upon which rest fluffy white ears.

the rabbit sniffs once, golden eyes narrowing in on one ljy, who immediately starts sweating

“h-hanguang-jun?” he trembles, eyes wide in disbelief.

the bunny honks

the disciples are, understandably, shocked.

“A bunny?”

“How?”

“What have you done to my HGJ!!!!”ljy’s cry is particularly anguished.

“I haven’t done anything, this time. It happened sometime during the night we believe. I fell asleep during the third round of everyday-“

“Senior Wei.” lsz clears his throat, ears red. wwx grins.

“Aiyah, look at you all so innocent! I’ll have you know your HGJ is not the virtuous man you believe he is! Why, just yesterday he tied me up and - ow! Lan Zhan! No biting!”

Lwj had glomped wwx’s breast with his teeth

“You shameless husband ! Biting me when you’re human and biting me when you’re a bunny, will my fragile body know no reprieve from your teeth??”

Lwj seemingly bites harder

“Is it permanent?” One disciple asks cautiously, eyes wide as he took in wwx’s struggle to remove lwj’s teeth from his robes.

“That, I need to research.” wwx finally succeeds, and immediately places lwj on the table next to him where he sits, very dignified

Even as a rabbit HGJ is intimidating, and the disciples feel themselves straightening their posture as lwj levels them with a beady rabbit stare.

“Why a rabbit?” ljy asks, still looking close to tears. “surely HGJ should become something fearless and powerful like a dragon!”

“My lz is still a powerful rabbit, isn’t that right er-gege?” lwj inclines his rabbit head very slightly, a nod

“How can we help, senior wei? Should we tell grandmaster lan?”

“NO!” wwx shouts. lwj smacks the table with his back foot, honking. “sorry lz!” he covers bunji’s ears

“What if he gets stuck like this?” A disciple questions from the back of the room, and is promptly smacked under the table by his seat mate.

“Dont say that, of course he’ll be okay! He’s HGJ!”

“He’s a bunny.”

A honk.

“Lan Zhan said to copy the rules about respecting wildlife”

“You can understand him?” LJY sounds incredulous.

“Of course! My Lan Zhan can be quite obvious, you just need to know where to look!”

“...”

“He’s joking, right?”

“I’m not! Tell them er-gege!”

Silence.

“Oh yes.” wwx giggles, scooping bunji onto his lap. “I’d almost forgotten you can’t reply er-gege.”

bunji makes a noise that sounds scarily similar to “Wei Ying” and wwx squeals, burying his face in lwj’s fluffy tummy.

“Lan Zhan~~”

~~

“How are they even more shameless now?”

later, after the disciples have been sent to research in the library whilst wwx carried lwj off somewhere, the white rabbit once again biting over wwx’s breast, ljy speaks;

“Is it just me who thought senior wei was pregnant?”

“How can a man be pregnant!” One disciple cries, whilst another, more quietly, says “I did too.”

“If anyone can achieve the impossible, its Senior Wei and HGJ.” LSZ speaks softly, a little smile on his face.

“What if we can’t transform him back? Will we have to learn rabbit?”