lwj: ah yes. me, my husband, and his 5000 yuan, 4ft emperors smile plushie

#mdzs #wangxian
5000 yuan because lwj is a glucose daddy

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Mar 8
wwx comes to class one day with an oddly shaped bulge in his robes, just over his stomach.

โ€œIs he pregnant?โ€ someone whispers in the back, followed by a yelp & a hiss of โ€œshut up, jingyi!โ€

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โ€œw-what do you mean, senior wei? hanguang-jun could never be a rabbit โ€”โ€œ

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lqr: wangji. let go of wei wuxians arm

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catch-a-bunny

#mdzs #wangxian
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// mpreg

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lwj: do you come with it?

Wwx: ? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

lwj: take out
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