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My friend Tzipora's supermarket is trying to grow its Christian clientele.

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They spent so much time and effort developing a roast beef Shabbat dinner package aimed at Christians in the Lent season.

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They planned it so carefully that it's even sold with creamy sauce to make it treyf-style!

3/4
The package is just not selling well.

I guess it was a mistake to try to capture the Christian market, these people just don't know a good thing when they see it!

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#DearTeachers,
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