I came outside and my car battery is tripping if you would like to know how this day is going
So now I am sitting outside waiting for AAA
Fun fact: I was actually on my way to the AAA office so I could pay my vehicle registration.
I ate three edibles cause I figured it would help with the wait at AAA.

And now look
On the bright side, I am just going to be grateful that I am a free agent who has the privilege of being high as giraffe pussy at 11:27 a.m. on a work day because
$175 later, I have a new car battery. I want to fight the air like Tre.
Meanwhile, I was in and out of AAA in less than five minutes. Vehicle registration renewed.
One thing about me, I'mma always do my DMV services at AAA.

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