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Mar 19 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
Girl wants to get married.. Boy says they have to wait.. So.. @ImRo45 jumps in & advises them to take a "Gold loan" from @IIFL_Finance Hahhaa.. Abey akkal ke dushman.. For a wedding people buy gold.. youre asking moneyless people to mortgage their gold.. as if they have plenty?
Hapless employee begs for increment he hasnt got in a long time.. Boss says "Woh seedi dekh rahe ho?" Hahahaa.. And @ImRo45 jumps in.. says "Take a business loan" from @IIFL_Finance Abey akkal ke kotmir.. Woh bechara begs for increment.. you want him to quit & start business?
Im actually very impressed that the Boss keeps a ladder in his office.. just to explain to hapless employees on which rung of the ladder they are on... Hahhaaha.. "Abhi aap pehle rung pe ho.. Kripya pratishta kare"...
Its not about RO45... Its about how stupid ads are.. and I love watching them.. they are better than comedians.. devoid of any logic or rationale..

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Mar 20
According to SC.. and also acc to Modi... Hinduism is not a religion.. Its just a way of life.. So The Gita is not a "Religious Book"... whereas Quran is a religious book.. Schools teaching Gita are not teaching a religious book.. Jao Gobar khao.. LOL!
Muslims are funny.. They go to court claiming "Hijab is ordained by Quran".. Court says "No.. Quran doesnt say it".. Then they say "Constitution Article 786".. Arre Quran bolo, ya Constitution bolo.. Ghoda-Chatur, Ghoda-Chatur kya re.. ek pe rehna.. LOL!
It is outright stupid to even argue or compare the Quran with The Gita.. The Quran ordains the elimination of "Non-Believers" (Kaffirs).. The Gita is poetic, profound spiritualism.. anyone who cant see the diff is a moron.. @TimesNow @republic @IndiaToday
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Mar 20
Showing a movie FREE to general public is an outright FRAUD and CHEATING... Movies too are IPs.. That BJP guy must seek permission before such an act.. He can pay for the tickets if he wants to show it free to public.. This is not public service..
And whosoever that idiot Keshav is.. He is doing this when the movie is being shown in theaters to paying public... Why should he show it free to anyone? It is simple THEFT.. And uses BJP symbols for political PROFIT.. @goyalsanjeev @vivekagnihotri
There CANNOT be any such model for mass public free viewing of a running movie & local distributors dont have authority to distribute to anyone other than authorised by producers.. Thugs of BJP are simply THIEVES stealing copy of the movie.. thats all..
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Mar 20
1. This is a story & #SundayThread about 2 parallel stories... although both are connected.. I can understand the anger & emotion of @mcshivanisen.. and its stupid of some people to troll or abuse her for her pent up anger...
2. All the BJP guys... including @narendramodi are using #TheKashmirFiles for "Political Profits" & FEASTING on a Hindu tragedy.. while they have done NOTHING in 8 years for justice to the KPs..
3. It is not unusual for Govt Heads/politicians to endorse movies of tragedy & ask people to watch.. Bill Clinton did the same with "Schindlers List".. although Spielberg didnt go around with Lipstick photos with Clinton like Modi did with Agnihotri & co.. Image
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Mar 19
We are dealing with barbarians who neither seek truth nor reconciliation. If the Truth portrayed in a movie results in hatred for such barbarians.. so be it.. Why shd anyone be scared to face the truth about barbaians? @Jairam_Ramesh You bat for such scum?
The Congress is already 20ft deep in its grave.. If they keep defending barbarians.. then let "The Kashmir Files" bury them even deeper... No one will mourn the defenders of barbarians... @Jairam_Ramesh
That moronic number is NOT the actual numbers of KPs killed.. Its only the number of records the Police has.. that too much later.. Never mind.. What did the police do in those 89 cases? NOTHING...
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Mar 19
1. #Thread The poorly educated, poorly informed dhinglis of @Republic pass such LIES about "Parzania" without any question whatsoever... And @ARehman786786 is equally a LIE-Peddler in this episode... Calling such people "Scholar" is an insult to scholars..
2. Firstly, the Guj Govt DID NOT ban "Parzania".. Theatre owners voluntarily BOYCOTTED the movie.. Hindus in Guj are well-aware how FAKERIES of 2002 are peddled by Bollywoodias.. so they opposed the movie.. there was no ban @Republic @ARehman786786
3. Secondly, "Parzania" is NOT A TRUE STORY.. The movie just picks up an incident involving a Parsi boy who disappeared but weaves a FICTIONAL STORY around the incident... Movies are often "Inspired" by incidents but not necessarily TRUE STORIES..
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Mar 19
NO @SriSri .. People were NOT IN DENIAL.. Since internet opened up 1000s of people have narrated the horrors of the KP genocide.. Only "Sickular" gurus & politicians are STILL IN DENIAL.. Cleverly.. they call it mere "Exodus" & cover up the "Genocide"..
The "Root Cause" nonsense has long gone out of fashion... People are recognising barbarians for what they truly are...
I urge @SriSri to give one full lecture to Thookiyas on Compassion... He should be reminded of the ISIS whom he tried to "Compassonify"... they sent him a pic of a severed head... LOL!...
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