🧵☎️🚨
As a #Canadidate for Prime Minister i will also run for Premier on the constituency's dollar. I plan on spending 61% of my time at the cottage eh. Speaking only in "simple meme-me-nese... haulting ever so often to
#LabelExpert #DougFord
#DontVote4Himmler #NevrePoilievre
Im still looking 4 the gravy train, i'll find it i assure u. In the meme time enjoy this cheesecake. Trust me i've almost figured out how to opt-out of inflation. As some1 who wears a drawstring suit pant, i will ask u 2 tighten your belt
#NevrePoilievre #LabelExpert
Allow me #TinyShovelMan #Thugford ur friendly neighborhood #PunServative... u don't have to take me or my nice hair seriously. I've never held a real job, which makes me qualified to be the smarmiest politician

Please elect me so i can deny u healthcare in times of austerity
Friends call me...
friends don't call me. "I'm a conservative we don't believe in that" is my covid strategy. We dont believe in lifting every Canadian up

Ever since the 1920's, the party i'm apart of was infiltrated by Americans & right-wing anti-Canadian values
#NevrePoilievre
If your wondering why #NevrePoilievre & #slugford is trending. #PoilievreIsLying

It's b/c like a true #Punservative, i'm a joke. I have kept none of my election promises.
[End of Satirical Monologue]
@22_Minutes @rickmercer enjoy
Knock knock
"Who's there?"
@FBIChicago
Chi...cago fbi who?
We'd like u to open the door while we seize everything belonging to "Deco Labels & Tags". Says here u were worth $100M in 2011... but #'s reported to @CanRevAgency don't balance btwn Toronto & Chicago
As a self-evangelized republican,
I promise to not wear protection whilest screwing my country. You should continue wearing a mask though... #hoevid is real, & so is my lack of human emotion.

The more of u that die in underfunded healthcare, the more pension i get to pocket.
Should the @SecretService requisit the @FBIChicago via the @ILAttyGeneral w/ IRS ... 😮‍💨... 😤 an audit of #DougFord's "Deco Labels & Tags"
... becareful what you thee ppl decide
For you are the decider of the mmmm
#TheDougler's fate
"what do you know about the bees"
🐝🐝🐝
What's worth $2bn dollars.... how much American intel.... what kind of declassified hella redacted stuff did Kushner declassify?

...filings on notable "#RussianAssets" Such as #dougford ( #dogovor)
Such as #NevrePoilievre
Ever since the glass dick huffing days of Rob Ford
Did you know former prime minister Stephen Harper works with former leaders of three major intelligence agencies — the Mossad, the CIA and MI5 — in a Canadian private investment company.
cbc.ca/news/politics/…
I kindly ask my readers
Do you think FoxNews & the shocktrine of their evangelism's harm civil Canadian values of being a united #teamcanada
Founded on friendly Canadian's helping Canadians

Isnt time we ban fox news?
@CRTCeng @melaniejoly @mgeist
@theJagmeetSingh @MarkGerretsen
We should never allow our selves to become "Americanized"
times of war shouldn't be the only time we come together as a nation. Funerals shouldnt be the only time we come together as a family.

Did you know the less under developed a national subway system is
The less sovereign
The reason Conservatives continue to shortchange subway infrastructure is
b/c they've been huffin more glass dick than hunter biden + #robford combined.

If your subway doesn't look like this... your not war ready.
Imo @JustinTrudeau × @AnitaAnandMP @cafreeland @melaniejoly @BillBlair @MarkGerretsen @HarjitSajjan @VP

Every province should have a robust subway system as intricate as London, NewYork, & Taipei
This is a singular... entire province😅 of ontario... in 77 yrs post-WW2 that's all we got for Ontario? I dont mean to be an ass. But please 10 yrs needs to happen in 5, & provincial subway systems need to triple for future populations

👨🏿‍🏫 i genuinely ask,
Who's hiring? #policy
Nobody's dumb dougford cut a 4.2bn from Kennedy to Malvern
it would have built 21 stops underground. The 13km stretch in yr1 would have generated upon completion $8 to $14bn gdp net positives, & positive tax rev in 1.4bn to 2.2bn for social services
Did you know #dougford cut it?
Quick take
#NevrePoilievre #NeverVoteConservative
#poilievreIsLying #DougFordLied

Integral to any nations defence is a robust subway system. Do you agree?
For 20 or i'd say 30yrs +
conservatives have continually undermined critical subway infrastructure development across Ontario.

Building above a ground in dense urban sprawl is a bad ideal. Underground is war ready for a millenia & more fam.
Do you think twitter is better w/ the amplification of bot use by foreign
nation states? & street gangs?

(every nation w/ wifi has a platoon of keyboard jockeys| Entering the 5th iR every nation has a cyber army. Even street lvl gangs now engage in "bot campaigns"

@Policy
Did you know twitter means
twit·ter
/ˈtwidər/
Definition; (of a bird) give a call consisting of repeated light tremulous sounds.

🌷🌺🌼🌸🌹💮🌻🏵💐🍁
It's one of the most fitting poetic platform titles ever
"sparrows twittered under the eaves"
If ever i become Premier, i'm not sugar coating the ish. Subway systems are necessary war bunkers. As much as i appreciate our neighbors to the south... i must ensure sovereignty & safety are inseperable long after the wind whisps away the ashes... of distracting shoctrines
If the conservatives aren't moving Canada forward, than their holding Canada back. The greatest financial hubs have robust subway networks. They are the artery of economy... becoming the neural pulse of diplomacy
If we are going to build ant colony's in the sky... we may as well have our hornets nest in the ground. I've never been a fun of the term "bunker"

Trump was a stark reminder... our neighbors might not be so neighborly in the future.

The best defense, is the diplomacy of transit
""Diplomacy of Transit"... as a defense strategy to resist kakistadors"

It reads like one of those steamy latin lover episodes on telemundo. Its proactive defense. Dont get me wrong, its a total lithium war (crimea, donbas, mauoripol)... but mauoripol held b/c of its transit
If your conservative government hasnt built up or has resisted the development of critical infrastructure...
welp... that 1M+ house doesnt even have hurricane straps... those aint just for tornadoes eh

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#PierrePolyester is fake...
@ElectionsCan_E don't ya know eh
That hosier & his anti-canadian values isn't doin' this on his on own eh.

[DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BEES]

Why so many fake accts?
#PierrePoilievreIsLyingToYou
#NevrePoilievre @csiscanada
#PierreKushner @Policy
This is the fastest way to lose 40% of your followers
it doesnt matter who he hired to manage his growth.

After elimination of the "botflies"... he's left w/ 77,974

But we're not done, his wife's acct has enjoyed significant bot growth as well. If any1 wants to do the honours Image
🐝 never piss on a hornet's nest...
Good sir, @TheoMoudakis ✍️⤴️ ... inspiration for next cartoon mon ami ☕️

Looks like poilievre has been enlisting the help of some bootleg "wen mao" & the rest of the decepticons. Its aboot time... policy on maligned use be reviewed @Policy Image
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This just hit me eh!
#DougFord @fordnation cut $71 from
133 First Nation communities
66 of which face system water inequalities

To add to insult, he only pledged $10M to investigate burial sites at residential schools... there were 15 schools in the province 😶‍🌫️ @AFN_Updates
The mark of the beast is telling
When you divide 10M by 15
You get 666,666.666

@fordnation is a muppet... his handler chose that number b/c of the Indigenous rejection of Christianity/Catholicism... i perceive it as a slight by conservatives & handlers
@GCIndigenous
#DougFord is not a religious man but his handlers are.. the ppl who control @fordnation are to an extent

Doug doesnt go to church but who advised him of $10M was calculated
The Beast of Revelation in Chapter 13, verse 18 features;
The Number of Beast
[Book of Revelation]
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Apr 16
🧵🪡
@CFNU @canadanurses take note;
From @RNAO leadership & board @MorganHoffarth & @DorisGrinspun
We have seen no content

This is what the ppl of Ontario want to see from strong leaderships. Everything in excess of 1% in pay should be repaid or resign
solidarity is everything
@DorisGrinspun ... mmmm
An emergency meeting should be held to remove her. If 100,000+ nurses are capped at 1% ... while she enjoyed a [52%] raise since #DougFord took office #RussianAssetTracker
'21 - 9.6%
'20 - 26.8%
'19 - 8.4%
'18 - 7.2%
#onpoli #onted
May1st is a saturday! ImageImage
#MAYDAY2022 could end up ⬆️ looking like 2017 or 2021
#DougFord doesn't want this kinda smoke
May1st is a Sat
There is literally no justifiable excuse for 52% gain in pay when 100,000 nurses are capped at 1%
@_RyersonNursing @GrittyNurse
@UofTNursing @ANANursingWorld
@SHNcares ImageImage
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@ON_Integrity @CORE_Ombuds @ONAttorneyGen @SHNcares
@OC4RC @ontarionurses @UHN

@fordnation aka #dogovor is at the centre of another hot mess...
Non-disclosure of a $30,000 loan

Even i was saving this... but damn!
Gotta love when a #russianasset reveals her truest self Image
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She claims to be 100% a gift... text msg's shared w/ the courts state otherwise as per @grantgorchynski Image
@NatKusendova claims otherwise.there was no expectation of reimbursement – it was just a agreement between partners that Mr. Gorchynsky is now contesting”
filed in Ontario Superior Court Gorchynski says Kusendova “systematically abused her position as an MP and requested loans.” Image
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🚨 🧵🪡 HEALTHCARE SUBTERFUGE
@fordnation #DougFord=🇷🇺
#DrKieranMooreWHO?
@celliottability undeniably the worse health care minister in the modern history of Canada
@Sflecce has categorically failed kids, their parents, & teachers
#onpoli
The four horsemen of the #CONpocalypse
@HarjitSajjan × @AnitaAnandMP @melaniejoly @epdevilla
Please assess what/whom can be spared to assist provincially
@CanadianForces
XE variant:
forbes.com/sites/robertha…
Data surpression 01/15/2022
thesun.co.uk/news/17335784/…
Via Bloomberg Shanghai had 20472 cases yesterday
XD, XF, XE
I suspect this too have been done intentionally by the #DougFord regime. Allegations of this nature do not come lightly. The brevity is that, he allowed things to get soooo bad... so we would have to call in the @CanadianForces @CFOperations
But why? Risk illness on te troops🤬
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ontariosunshinelist.com/people/doris-g…
@canadanurses @ontarionurses
@NurseStandard @NursingNotesUK
@HarvardHealth

@DorisGrinspun the floor is yours... can you justify your 49% pay increase from the time you took office as CEO until 2022? Or why you got a 26.8% increase in the pandemic yr?
How did Dr.Kieran Moore pocket a full salary for a position he assumed mid yr? This should scream conflict of interest. @ON_Integrity
ottawacitizen.com/news/politics/…
In 2014 we had to work the year to earn a yr's salary. At some point the fuckery has got to stop.

Dr.Moore is in it for the money folks. I hate to break it to ya, but thats the sad reality.
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