Thread by @BIGBLACKCRYPTOE

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As a #Canadidate for Prime Minister i will also run for Premier on the constituency's dollar. I plan on spending 61% of my time at the cottage eh. Speaking only in "simple meme-me-nese... haulting ever so often to
#LabelExpert #DougFord
#DontVote4Himmler #NevrePoilievre

Im still looking 4 the gravy train, i'll find it i assure u. In the meme time enjoy this cheesecake. Trust me i've almost figured out how to opt-out of inflation. As some1 who wears a drawstring suit pant, i will ask u 2 tighten your belt
#NevrePoilievre #LabelExpert

Allow me #TinyShovelMan #Thugford ur friendly neighborhood #PunServative... u don't have to take me or my nice hair seriously. I've never held a real job, which makes me qualified to be the smarmiest politician

Please elect me so i can deny u healthcare in times of austerity

Friends call me...
friends don't call me. "I'm a conservative we don't believe in that" is my covid strategy. We dont believe in lifting every Canadian up

Ever since the 1920's, the party i'm apart of was infiltrated by Americans & right-wing anti-Canadian values
#NevrePoilievre

If your wondering why #NevrePoilievre & #slugford is trending. #PoilievreIsLying

It's b/c like a true #Punservative, i'm a joke. I have kept none of my election promises.
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@22_Minutes @rickmercer enjoy

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
@FBIChicago
Chi...cago fbi who?
We'd like u to open the door while we seize everything belonging to "Deco Labels & Tags". Says here u were worth $100M in 2011... but #'s reported to @CanRevAgency don't balance btwn Toronto & Chicago

As a self-evangelized republican,
I promise to not wear protection whilest screwing my country. You should continue wearing a mask though... #hoevid is real, & so is my lack of human emotion.

The more of u that die in underfunded healthcare, the more pension i get to pocket.

Should the @SecretService requisit the @FBIChicago via the @ILAttyGeneral w/ IRS ... 😮‍💨... 😤 an audit of #DougFord's "Deco Labels & Tags"
... becareful what you thee ppl decide
For you are the decider of the mmmm
#TheDougler's fate
"what do you know about the bees"
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What's worth $2bn dollars.... how much American intel.... what kind of declassified hella redacted stuff did Kushner declassify?

...filings on notable "#RussianAssets" Such as #dougford ( #dogovor)
Such as #NevrePoilievre
Ever since the glass dick huffing days of Rob Ford

Did you know former prime minister Stephen Harper works with former leaders of three major intelligence agencies — the Mossad, the CIA and MI5 — in a Canadian private investment company.
cbc.ca/news/politics/…

I kindly ask my readers
Do you think FoxNews & the shocktrine of their evangelism's harm civil Canadian values of being a united #teamcanada
Founded on friendly Canadian's helping Canadians

Isnt time we ban fox news?
@CRTCeng @melaniejoly @mgeist
@theJagmeetSingh @MarkGerretsen

We should never allow our selves to become "Americanized"
times of war shouldn't be the only time we come together as a nation. Funerals shouldnt be the only time we come together as a family.

Did you know the less under developed a national subway system is
The less sovereign

The reason Conservatives continue to shortchange subway infrastructure is
b/c they've been huffin more glass dick than hunter biden + #robford combined.

If your subway doesn't look like this... your not war ready.

Imo @JustinTrudeau × @AnitaAnandMP @cafreeland @melaniejoly @BillBlair @MarkGerretsen @HarjitSajjan @VP

Every province should have a robust subway system as intricate as London, NewYork, & Taipei

This is a singular... entire province😅 of ontario... in 77 yrs post-WW2 that's all we got for Ontario? I dont mean to be an ass. But please 10 yrs needs to happen in 5, & provincial subway systems need to triple for future populations

👨🏿‍🏫 i genuinely ask,
Who's hiring? #policy

Nobody's dumb dougford cut a 4.2bn from Kennedy to Malvern
it would have built 21 stops underground. The 13km stretch in yr1 would have generated upon completion $8 to $14bn gdp net positives, & positive tax rev in 1.4bn to 2.2bn for social services
Did you know #dougford cut it?

Quick take
#NevrePoilievre #NeverVoteConservative
#poilievreIsLying #DougFordLied

Integral to any nations defence is a robust subway system. Do you agree?

For 20 or i'd say 30yrs +
conservatives have continually undermined critical subway infrastructure development across Ontario.

Building above a ground in dense urban sprawl is a bad ideal. Underground is war ready for a millenia & more fam.

Do you think twitter is better w/ the amplification of bot use by foreign
nation states? & street gangs?

(every nation w/ wifi has a platoon of keyboard jockeys| Entering the 5th iR every nation has a cyber army. Even street lvl gangs now engage in "bot campaigns"

@Policy

Did you know twitter means
twit·ter
/ˈtwidər/
Definition; (of a bird) give a call consisting of repeated light tremulous sounds.

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It's one of the most fitting poetic platform titles ever
"sparrows twittered under the eaves"

If ever i become Premier, i'm not sugar coating the ish. Subway systems are necessary war bunkers. As much as i appreciate our neighbors to the south... i must ensure sovereignty & safety are inseperable long after the wind whisps away the ashes... of distracting shoctrines

If the conservatives aren't moving Canada forward, than their holding Canada back. The greatest financial hubs have robust subway networks. They are the artery of economy... becoming the neural pulse of diplomacy

If we are going to build ant colony's in the sky... we may as well have our hornets nest in the ground. I've never been a fun of the term "bunker"

Trump was a stark reminder... our neighbors might not be so neighborly in the future.

The best defense, is the diplomacy of transit

""Diplomacy of Transit"... as a defense strategy to resist kakistadors"

It reads like one of those steamy latin lover episodes on telemundo. Its proactive defense. Dont get me wrong, its a total lithium war (crimea, donbas, mauoripol)... but mauoripol held b/c of its transit

If your conservative government hasnt built up or has resisted the development of critical infrastructure...
welp... that 1M+ house doesnt even have hurricane straps... those aint just for tornadoes eh

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