How hilarious is it that Disney just liquidated their entire Glendale, CA campus and forced 2000 liberal employees and their families to move to central Florida to keep their jobs. This includes all the web designers, coders, and Imagineers. Lefties all. Lmao, enjoy Florida!
Disney employees in CA have been in a tizzy for months over the order to move. Some crying, whining about “having neighbors with guns.” Chapek was already the bad guy for forcing the cost cutting move. And now, well, right into my veins.
Wait, wait, wait: is it possible that the massive tax break they are getting by moving everyone to FL is now wiped out by the repeal of the Reedy Creek law? Idk but if true, I’ll die laughing. The laughing place, indeed!
Chapek was already on the WDI shit list internally for cutting a ton of attractions for Star Wars Land that may have made it not suck so bad: a real "Cantina" with live music and a dinner show, animatronic Banthas walking around, tons of interactivity, etc. And now, well....
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My final Disney park visit last summer. It was hot. They kept yelling at my baby to get the mask over the nose, outside. It was Pride. Every store was filled with only rainbow gear, including on toddler mannequins.
Had a verbal altercation w a creep and his 10 pals who all cut in front of us at Pedos of the Caribbean. All 10 of them, fat but healthy looking, ran onto the ride. When I told a Cast Member about it, creep yelled at me and claimed they were with a "disabled" person. #neveragain
The boomer lesbians behind us in head-to-toe rainbow gear, back us up and start screaming at the creep. She yells "Bullshit! You're not disabled! I have a bad knee and I couldn't get a disabled pass!" Bless their hearts.
tldr: It is no longer the happiest place on earth.
Due to the iron curtain of censorship, we are unveiling a new comedy series, THE WHITES, in a revolutionary way.
Our pilot script, “CANCELLED,” is now available to purchase as a limited-edition NFT. You can help us write the next episodes--literally. canonic.xyz/books/1PFxrXu5…
2/ A year ago, I had a crazy idea: what if there was a show that made fun of things you’re not allowed to make fun of? One about, and for, our side. And what if I, with my writing partner, wrote such a thing? After all, I was a comedy writer once, long ago.
Friends: We did it.
3/ You know the problem. There is *so* much to laugh at in the Current Era—it’s truly a golden age of material. Yet so much low-hanging fruit spoils on the vine, untouchable by Regime censors who guard and protect favored topics.
I tried to click on this video and YouTube warned me it was age-limited. Lol, not in New Jersey! Warning: this video will make you sick if you are not a groomer. Not safe for life.
Hey, did you guys see that story yesterday about Hunter Biden renting a pad in Malibu, and the big scandal because his security detail is renting the house next door for $30k/month?
Guess what? There may be a teensy bit more to this story....
2/ Some Malibu locals I know recognized the house in the Daily Mail photos here:
3/ I recalled that this same neighborhood in Malibu had a famous celebrity drug rehab place called Promises. Ben Affleck went there a bunch. It's closed now. The house circled in red below is Hunter's house. These pix are from the DM story.
Don't worry, Justice Jackson will go easy on you guys in the trials
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