My hand trembles as I pick up the pen. Fingertips fray,
disintegrating into a sooty ashen mess; all those burnt
and broken bridges are making a break for it.
But the broken also carries beauty in the pain;
will you let me smear these ashes on your skin?
No blame if you refuse. I won’t fault you
if you answer no. I understand the reluctance
to accept the burden of another's shattered past.
But if you’re brave, or curious, or something else,
I’m yours to smear as well.
An Amish man, a boomer & Jesus walked into a bar.
An old man at the bar turned to them and asked, “How is it 3 men so different from each other are traveling together?”
The boomer said, “I want to learn the Amish how to be freed from materialism.”
The Amish man said, “I’ve lost faith in my people, I want to learn the traditional ways of Christ.”
Jesus said: “I go where I’m needed.”
The old man nodded, “Okay, but how did you come to meet?"
The boomer said, “I was walking along this stretch of road because my Mercedes broke down.”
The Amish man said: “This was the only road to follow when I left my community.”
Jesus replied: “I go where I’m needed.”
An elderly woman was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at he would shout, "There is no God!” back at her from his front porch.
Then the elderly woman fell on hard times so she stood on her porch and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD. I NEED FOOD! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!”
A gentleman in Kyiv found an old lamp. It had some tarnish on it, so after grabbing the brass polish and a rag, he started to polish it.
POOF! Out popped a genie.
Master, you have freed me from the lamp! In gratitude, I shall grant you three wishes! And no wishing for more wishes!”
The man thought about this for a second, and replied, "I'd like Genghis Khan and his Mongol hordes resurrected, have them loot and pillage their way across
the steppes, get to the Ukrainian border, decide they don't want the place, and go back home."
A man who had an interest in painters and their works had a son who grew up to have his father's passion for art. One day when the boy was coming of age they had a big argument and the young man left his father's house to go out on his own and was gone for many years.
During that time a local artist by the name of Cann became famous for a very odd method of painting. He placed the brush handle up his rectum and squatted over the canvas, moving his hips and squeezing his butt to paint.
The father attended one of the painter's galas and saw a huge painting of a pile of dead animals rotting by the side of a road. For some reason the painting strikes the father's fancy & he paid a small fortune for it. Very proud, he took it home and hung it for all to see.