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May 4 5 tweets 2 min read
#poetry

paint job

you there
lying in that shaft of moonlight
as flat and quiet as a corpse
in a burial shroud

can you feel my thoughts
swarming round you

or has the world
eaten all your dreams
leaving you
without the smallest hope
of yet another gift

i would understand that
but i have pawned common sense
for the dazzle of belief
reserved what i remember of love
for just such a one as you

let me repaint you
eradicate the blue
i’ll refashion my heart
into a palette knife
smear you with dyes of devotion
gild you with pigments of passion
and smile as you rise from the dead

© 2017 RC deWinter

Published in Issue 2 - “Puppy Love” by Moss Puppy Magazine @MossPupMag May 2022 Image
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