A vicious wind hurls raindrops and bits
of aborted April branches studded with
leafbuds that will never bloom against the
screens with the unconscious artistry of
an expressionist in a trance, all the while
singing in a familiar voice I can't quite
place. Echoing in a neuron corridor
littered with the leftovers of another life
begging to be remembered. But the
synapses are too wet to fire.
Out of the corner of my eye I catch the
smoky outline of a man I thought was you
but isn't. But he has a way about him. Or
maybe he doesn't. Maybe it's just the
leftovers of desire aborted when you fell
into the unmarked grave I visit in my
dreams and decorate with the parts of me
I’d saved for the glorious entwining that
now, hunched silent on a splintered bench,
mocks me with dead flowers and a smile.
And this is how I am in these dark days
of death and more death as cold April rain
batters the windows, muddies the earth
and sings the names of the fallen in the
unprejudiced language of grief.
This is one of my tweets from 2013. With a little updating it would be just as relevant today.
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If we'd learned from history we might not be in the mess we're in. But how could we have?
Those in power have suppressed as much of truth of our recent history as they could. Educate yourself! Read the history of America from the late 19th century to the present. Find uncensored texts.
Learn how the robber barons in complicity with legislators set up the Federal Reserve and fixed our economic policies to favor the rich. Open your mind and prepare for the coming battle.
A Marine walked into a restroom at the Pentagon to take a leak. At the row of urinals an infantryman and sailor were also relieving
themselves.
The soldier finished. zipped up and went over to the sink. He turned on the water, got it nice and warm. adjusting it several times until it was perfect, then rolled up his sleeves and doused his hands and forearms in the water for several seconds.
He then pumped several squirts of soap into his hands and while the water was still running proceeded to vigorously scrub his hands and forearms for several more seconds.
A guy went to the supermarket and noticed an attractive woman waving at him as she said hello. He was rather taken aback because he couldn’t place her so he said, "Do you know me?"
I think you’re the father of one of my kids,” she replied. His mind traveled back to the only time he was ever been unfaithful to his wife
and he said, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me…"
Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God Said, "Go down into that Valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him and then said, "Go over to the hill.”
Adam said, "What’s a hill?"
God explained what a hill was and then said,”On the other side of the Hill you will find a cave."
Adam said, 'What's a cave?”
God explained said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?”
God explained to him, too and then said, “ I want you to reproduce.“
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
3 Texans got married.
One married a girl from Alabama & he told her in Texas women are expected to do the dishes, clean the house & have a meal on the table when he gets home. And so it was.
The second married a girl from Kentucky & also told her in Texas women are expected to do the dishes. clean house & have a meal on the table when he gets home. It took a few days but on the fourth day he came home to a clean house and a meal on the table.
The third guy married a girl from Connecticut & told her in Texas women were expected to do the dishes, clean the house and have a meal on the table when he gets home.
A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church.
On this particular Sunday he was using squirrels for an object lesson on industry and preparation. He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.
"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each other, but still no hands raised.