#RussiaUkraine

A German walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender tells him: 100 euros! The German is shocked: 100 euros?! so yesterday it was 10 euros?
Well, today it is 100 euros.
G: Well, why 100, damn it?
B: I'll explain now:
-10 euros is beer
-10 to help Ukraine
1/4
-20 assistance to European countries that have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU.
-10 euros in aid to the UK, for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
-Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal.

2/4
- Finally 40 euros for a gas subsidy & a fund to help maintain sanctions!

German silently gave 100 euros
Bartender took them, put them in the cash register & gave him 10 euros back
German in disbelief: Wait, you said 100. I gave you 100!
Why are you giving me back 10 Euros?
3/4
"Ahh... We have no beer!"

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