A German walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender tells him: 100 euros! The German is shocked: 100 euros?! so yesterday it was 10 euros?
Well, today it is 100 euros.
G: Well, why 100, damn it?
B: I'll explain now:
-10 euros is beer
-10 to help Ukraine
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-20 assistance to European countries that have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU.
-10 euros in aid to the UK, for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
-Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal.
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- Finally 40 euros for a gas subsidy & a fund to help maintain sanctions!
German silently gave 100 euros
Bartender took them, put them in the cash register & gave him 10 euros back
German in disbelief: Wait, you said 100. I gave you 100!
Why are you giving me back 10 Euros?
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"Ahh... We have no beer!"
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Regarding Taj Mahal being Tejo Mahalaya, why run to the Courts & then complain about judicial activism, when Taj is maintained by @ASIGoI which comes under the
Ministry of Culture, @MinOfCultureGoI headed by
Shri G Kishan Reddy @kishanreddybjp ?
Here's a petition, requesting @kishanreddybjp to constitute an independent fact-finding committee to examine the matter in its entirety and resolve it once and for all
1 There is a mosque at Taj, which if planned & built by Shah Jehan, would have faced the Kabba!
The technology to ascertain the direction of the Kabba existed during the period of Shah Jahan. For a Islamist, getting the orientation correct would be a basic need.
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Meet Vasanthi
A mother of two
Wife of a farmer
An "iron woman" in her own right
She travels 20-odd kms everyday to town
Where she runs an ironing shop for the last few years
When a Christian or Muslim is successful in a biz or career, they will
- contribute back to the community they came from
- be vigilant for economic opportunities (jobs, contracts, sponsorships, donations) for their brethren
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- lobby with local politicians to rename a street, square or junction
We understand & accept that as normal!
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When a Hindu is successful in a biz or career, they will
- disown the community they came from & cringe to be seen with them (what's the point of being successful if you still keep the same company)
- be vigilant to ensure for economic opportunities are
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I once had a book called "The World's Stupidest Mistakes!" & in it was the story of a bank robber
This mutt entered a bank in NYC 🇺🇸 with an intention to rob it. There was a crowd, so he took the Bank's blank deposit slip, wrote his threatening message & stood in queue
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The q, as is the case with queues, creeped slowly forward. Fed up of waiting, as bank robbers would like to make a quick exit from the crime scene, he angrily walked out of the bank & entered a different bank across the road where there was no crowd!
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He walked straight up to the clerk at the counter, handed her the withdrawal slip with the message that he had a gun, this was a bank robbery & she needed to hand over all the cash she had!
The clerk read the handwritten message & said that she couldn't follow the instructions!
In the language debate, here's my two-bit experience:
I spent a few months in a small town called Rairangpur, a Subdivisional HQ in a district called Mayurbhanj in Odisha. If you haven't heard of Mayurbhanj or the town, don't fret. Neither did I, till I needed to go there.
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I'd spend every evening in a local eatery specialising in masala mudi (puffed rice). Apart from the mudi, they'd have sweets & spicy ginger tea. The workers were from neighbouring Bengal, the owners Rajasthani & the patrons local Odiya
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We'd have long discussions & debates over repeated rounds of ginger tea on every possible topic. Needless to add, the discussions were in Hindi with a smattering of Odiya
L&T was building the town's water supply & one evening, a hassled, young, freshly minted engineer from
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Under Indian law, #FreedomOfExpression is NOT absolute
On a left-leaning platform like Twitter, for Hindus, it is severely curtailed. We need to fight the bias but we also need to play it smart & avoid suspension
1 Sometimes, our Brown Sepoy paraga gives a cautionary warning. Heed it!
2 Avoid coming on the TL of Islamists. Your chances of being permanently suspended are higher if they take note of your handle
3 Use hashtags instead of tagging Islamists / LeLi
4 Use a screenshot instead of directly replying or QTing Islamist / LeLi
5 Avoid abuses & words that the algorithm will pick up
6 Don't use copyrighted material. EVER!