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King Donald the Worst (as distinct from King Donald the Wurst) was the ruler of the United States of Republica, an imgainary nation that briefly existed in delusion of Fox viewers (#FixFox) and some gullible voters...
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The short reign of King Donald the Worst featured a brief alliance with the Axis of Imagination: Thigh Land, Nambia, Somolia & 2 of the 3 Mexicos. King Donald introduced the method of Finnish Forest Raking & waged a prolonged war against Windmills & sanity losing both
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King Donald the Worst ascended to the throne upon his Reinstatement, after a failed coup d'etat, insurrection & picnic on Jan 6. His royal concubine was the Third Lady #FLOTITS, a Slovenian mostly of plastic. He had 2 sons: Don Jr & Hannity. He adopted a third son..
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King Donald the Worst adopted a third son, sired by Earl Gary Busey, who was named Eric the Meek. King Donald had a daughter, Princess Lapdance of Entitlement & Goya. Hated by everybody she could not find a mate, so she carved one out of deadwood with a Saudi Bone Saw
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The court of King Donald the Worst included the traditional Royal Rapist, Matt the Seventeenth Gaetz of Hell. Court Jester was Archduke Rudibald McButtdial di Giuliani. His Majesty's official scarecrow was Kimberly Gargoyle. Exchequer of Pardons was Sir Roger of Stone
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King Donald the Worst lived in denial & in a bug-infested fake castle with a Mexican Wall & a moat. The moat featured swamp creatures like alligators, crocodiles & vicious baby-eating Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtles. Terrified Americans threw repeated tax cuts at them

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Jun 8
Primer on Jan 6th Hearings 1/

As televised hearings start in Congress on 9 June in USA, on the January 6th insurrection, and this is likely to be a major event here on Twitter for probably several weeks, I want to give a primer about this Jan 6th for my non-American followers
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While the war in Ukraine is biggest geopolitical story now (Putin world's biggest terrorist) for next few weeks a rival story is about attempted elimination of democracy in America. What happened on January 6th. The Congressional hearings about that
Primer on Jan 6th Hearings 3/

Jan 6th 2021 was an attempted coup d'etat

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Jun 7
Mitch Blunder Thread 1/

Let's do a quick Thread about the second biggest political blunder in US history

#MoscowMitch McTurtle was given a chance to make the January 6th hearings END by last Christmas, yes end of year 2021. And have half of the seats by Republicans incl Senate
Mitch Blunder Thread 2/

Can you imagine what kind of circus the Jan 6th hearings would've been if we'd have to listen to the whine of Repulsican Senators like Ted Cruz #CancunCruz & #LeningradLindsey Graham?

Speaker Pelosi OFFERED THIS DEAL to Mitch McConnell. He turned it down
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Jun 6
Deaded Generals Thread 1/

Let's kill some Generals. NO, Twitter, no! I was not threatening any Russian Generals, no. I meant, let's discuss this sudden outbreak of DGS, Dead Generals Syndrome, in a Thread. By some counts between 13 and 15 Generals have already died in Ukraine
Deaded Generals Thread 2/

For context. In WW2, USA had a military nearly 100 times larger than what Russia now sent to Ukraine. USA fought in Asia against Japan + in Africa & Europe against Germany & Italy. & lost 4 Generals in 4 years of war. Russia lost 14 Generals in 14 weeks
Deaded Generals Thread 3/

This level of Generals lost in combat by Russia in its invasion war of Ukraine is a modern era record (for command incompetence)

I will not now go into speculation on how this was achieved by Ukraine #SlavaUkraini #HeroiamSlava to not warn next targets
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Jun 1
New Russian Strategy Thread 1/

After 7 weeks of failure in the glorious 3 Day War invading Ukraine, Czar LilliPutin put this dude, General Dvornikov in charge of the war in Ukraine. We can now examine through some numbers to see how war changed. What is the 'Dvornikov Doctrine'
New Russian Strategy Thread 2/

Because of the excellent daily count of Russian losses via @KyivIndependent - we can compare the time before Dvornikov (original intended strategy) to the new 'Dvornikov Doctrine'. This was the daily losses as of 24 March, one month into the war:
New Russian Strategy Thread 3/

After Dvornikov took charge, there would be a few weeks of transition to his new strategy. By now he has been in charge for 7 weeks. Let's take the last 30 days, compared to first 30 days. Here are Russian losses as of May 2 via @KyivIndependent
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May 31
Kherson Counter-Attack Thread 1/

Let me show you briefly what is going on with the sudden Southern Counter-Offensive by Ukraine, in the Battle of Donbas that has run for 5 weeks now

Let's do a short thread drawing onto this excellent map by cc @war_mapper from a few days ago
Kherson Counter-Attack Thread 2/

The Battle of Donbas is the largest land-battle in Europe since World War 2. It has involved more than 200,000 soldiers, several thousand tanks, and run for 5 weeks, with over 10,000 dead and twice that injured (both sides combined)
Kherson Counter-Attack Thread 3/

I took the excellent map by cc @war_mapper from just before the Ukrainian counter-offensive started. This was essentially the 'best moment' for Russia in the Battle of Donbas. Let's start with the circle in yellow. That is town of Sievierodonetsk
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May 30
Artillery duels in attrition wars last months. Each side tries to have its artillery destroy the other side's artillery

Russia started with huge numerical advantage. Russia also has kept reinforcing its artillery (with older guns) & resupplying ammunition which is standard...
Ukraine had FOUR areas where it was at disadvantage for a prolonged artillery due

Ukraine had less artillery. Also less ammunition stockpile

Also their Russian-made artillery was older type, less accurate

And their older Russian-made artillery had less range
Ukraine's immediate need was RUSSIAN standard ammunition from West (152mm and 122mm rounds). And such artillery pieces. Estonia was first nation to send Ukraine artillery from its small army (122mm guns)

Then as that ammunition will run out, Ukraine needs to CHANGE to Western
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