🧵 On Battery Investor Day, Elon Musk Promised #Tesla Will Make 100 GWh of Batteries in 2022
$TSLA stock shot up 3x since then.
Musk lied. It was another stock pump. Here's why. #Vaporware $TSLAQ 1/16
Musk's specific promise was that #Tesla's internal production of cells - in addition to what $TSLA buys from @Panasonic and others - will be 100 GWh this year.
He said that the 100 GWh will come from his new, 100% integrated Texas factory.
Except it's physically impossible. 2/16
Let's first start down memory lane, and see how #Tesla influencers pumped Musk's Nevada JV with @Panasonic back in 2016.
The promise 6 years ago was a massive expansion to 150 GWh.
But the Nevada JV has been stuck at 35 GWh/yr instead. 3/16
Tesla's own website says that the Nevada JV has a "footprint of 1.9 M sqft". A Google Maps measurement supports this claim. This is where #Tesla is buying 35 GWh/yr of battery cells from @Panasonic. 4/16
Here are the dimensions of #Tesla's Texas factory, based on its factory "opening" hype event from a couple of months ago (nevermind it's just making pre-production cars right now). As above, measurements bear a very close approximation in Google Maps. 5/16
Now we get into the nitty-gritty. Here's #Tesla's slide on the layout of its new Texas factory. I've measured the area dedicated to the same operations as the Nevada JV (cell, battery pack, drive unit), which comes out to ~782,848.5 sqft - LESS than the Nevada JV. 6/16
Does volume matter? #Tesla's Texas factory is slightly taller than the Nevada JV, but not by much. This is because the Texas factory's roof has to also accommodate the tallest auto assembly equipment... 7/16
...In fact, based on Tesla's own numbers about the actual amount of space dedicated to operations vs. the footprints of the 2 factories, #Tesla's Nevada JV actually has a better ops/footprint ratio than the Texas factory. So height is irrelevant. 8/16
What about the "Future Production" area ? #Tesla's Texas factory currently dedicates ~1.57 M sqft to the Model Y. Musk's promised to make its pickup truck there too, which needs to be squeezed into the ~1.34 M sqft for "Future Production" - not for making more batteries. 9/16
Igoring the unfavorable ops/footprint ratio, assume that #Tesla's Texas factory will be just as efficient as its Nevada/@Panasonic JV + be at 100% capacity in 2022.
Tesla can only make ~15 GWh/yr in-house.
Even if we 2x production efficiency, it's only ~30 GWh/yr. 10/16
"What about Kato Rd.?"
What about it?
It's not even at 1 GWh/yr.
It's a joke.
Part of a long-standing stock pump, used by Sawyer Merritt, Omar Qazi, Galileo Russell, Warren Redlich, Gary Black, and others to inflate $TSLA's stock price. 11/16
TLDR: #Tesla can only produce a max of 15-30 GWh/yr at its Texas factory, and 1 GWh/yr at its Kato Rd. facility this year.
Elon Musk lied about the 100 GWh/yr in-house production in 2022.
Musk & $TSLA influencers pumped the stock to high heaven based on this and other lies. 12/16
P.S. Elon Musk also lied on Battery Day about the #Tesla Model S "Plaid".
Its range isn't 520 mi (396 mi est), its top speed isn't 200+ mph (162 mph), it doesn't use the new 4680 cells (18650 cells from @Panasonic) and its 0-60 time isn't <2 seconds. 13/16 motortrend.com/reviews/2022-t…
P.P.S. Elon Musk also lied on Battery Day about the $25k #Tesla "Model Fluffy Pillow". (h/t @passthebeano)
It doesn't exist. It's fantasy. It's #vaporware. It's Theranos-level bullshit. It's another $TSLA stonk pump.
Don't expect Sawyer Merritt or Gary Black to apologize. 14/16
P.P.P.S. Elon Musk also lied on Battery Day about #Tesla mining lithium with table salt.
Tesla's not actually mining lithium at all, nevermind with table salt.
And has anyone verified where Tesla's "SECURED TWH-SCALE RESOURCE" is located?
Lies within lies within lies. 15/16
The end game, of course, is that Elon Musk sold billions in $TSLA stock, knowing full well that Battery Day was a LIE, and there is NO WAY #Tesla will make 100 GWh of in-house batteries in 2022. It's 100% securities fraud.
Elon Musk and his enablers all deserve prison. 16/16
*I left out attaching the calculation for exactly how I reached the 15/30 GWh numbers for tweet 10/16. Here it is.
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Theory: I strongly believe that Elon Musk will face criminal charges before November. 1) @TheJusticeDept has pledged to crack down on white collar crime, and midterms are coming up. The political angle's to distance the lax enforcement... 1/9 thehill.com/news/administr…
...during the Trump administration (think Jay Clayton & @HesterPeirce), and blame economic issues on corporate malfeasance.
What better way to do so than to lay out all the ways that Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, stole billions & deserves jail? 2/9
2) Musk's PR machine has gone into overdrive in the past half year or so. It seems to have started with @danahull attacking the Biden administration.
Then came the Times Square ads, the @TIME & @FT Man of the Year awards, additional lobbying from @business, and more. 3/9
Someone asked me, why is $TSLA's stonk price not falling, despite the overall market deterioration, supply chain/inflation, market share loss, legal/regulatory troubles, Musk's Twitter debacle, no product pipeline, key claims failing ("Full Self Driving", solar, batteries)? 1/15
Not trading/investment advice, I do not have a crystal ball or insider info:
$TSLA is a faith-based stonk shown by its fundamentals/ratios. Its fanboys will keep buying with every paycheck as the narrative stays intact. An elevated stonk price engenders faith. That is why... 2/15
...Fanboys are obsessed with "stonk price bro".
Fanboys are largely middle class, white collar, predominantly middle aged/older beta males who have staked their retirement accounts and identities and egos in $TSLA. 3/15
🧵 The more I think about it, the more I see how Elon Musk's bid for $TWTR creates enormous risks for $TSLA hodlers. There's no synergy. Musk has no business plan except Muh Freedom. He did no due diligence. He made the "offer" by texting $TWTR's board chair. $TSLAQ 1/4
He's going to gut @Twitter's management the way he gutted #Tesla's. $TWTR's general counsel and CFO will suffer.
He says he'll do this by maxing out stock margin, which exposes $TSLA hodlers to enormous downside risk without any positive benfits except to silence/dox critics. 2/4
$TWTR's just one more distraction - a highly politicized one at that - for the narcissistic sociopath.
All for what? To get at a bunch of random nobodies in $TSLAQ? To mock @SEC_Enforcement? And if he backs off, what'll be the excuse? 3/4
Dear @missy_cummings, congratulations! May I humbly propose some recommendations for a national autonomous vehicle testing policy: 1) All companies testing/marketing anything that suggests autonomy (e.g. "Full Self Driving") must publicly report all disengagements & interventions
2) Videos of disengagements & interventions should be uploaded to a public server, since they are already being captured by the cars themselves 3) Testing companies should be required to disclose where these vehicles are being tested, and who they're being tested by
4) All companies should be directly and fully liable for any damage caused by the testing, they should not be allowed to push responsibility off onto testers 5) All test cars should be highly visibly and clearly marked as such (e.g. rooftop signage, large font/reflective decals)
Thread on the #Tesla Model 2 Fraud (aka "Fluffy Pillow" h/t @passthebeano)
It's being asked as an earnings call question again. It's simple: Musk LIED. The "Fluffy Pillow" is NOT going to happen for $25k. Musk just hiked the Model 3 SR+ (50 kWh) price to $42k... $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/6
...and that's *with* corner cutting with inferior Chinese LFP cells, killing lumbar adjustments, cheap paint, ersatz chips, not doing brake testing, etc.
Maybe #Tesla can cut $3k more with a tiny battery, but that'd mean a <150 mi. range. Making it a subcompact... 2/6
...might shave only a few hundred in raw material costs. Tesla's cut to the bone. There's nothing left to squeeze.
Elon Musk's strategy behind the #Tesla "Fluffy Pillow" was to use the car as a loss leader. He banked on FSD uptake pushing it into positive margin territory. 3/6
TWITTER ACTIVELY CENSORS CENSORSHIP PROTESTS
A few weeks ago, I protested that Twitter censored $TSLAQ's comments to @GaryGensler. Twitter is now censoring protests of censorship.
Here's what $TSLAQ sees vs. what Twitter actually shows the public. #Tesla $TSLA 1/4
An inside look at Twitter's search API proves that the query has been intentionally marked as "SUSPEND". The protesting thread didn't violate Twitter's TOS.
And that's why, without being able to resort to overt censorship, Twitter uses shadow-censorship instead. $TSLAQ 2/4
It's simple. Perform this experiment running the same search query when logged in vs. running a clean browser/system. You'll see that Twitter censors not only criticisms of Elon Musk, but criticisms of Twitter's own censorship which support Musk. 3/4