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Tesla lies. People Die. https://t.co/DHV0GrDByk
Jun 10, 2022 17 tweets 11 min read
🧵 On Battery Investor Day, Elon Musk Promised #Tesla Will Make 100 GWh of Batteries in 2022
$TSLA stock shot up 3x since then.
Musk lied. It was another stock pump. Here's why.
#Vaporware $TSLAQ 1/16 Musk's specific promise was that #Tesla's internal production of cells - in addition to what $TSLA buys from @Panasonic and others - will be 100 GWh this year.
He said that the 100 GWh will come from his new, 100% integrated Texas factory.
Except it's physically impossible. 2/16
Apr 25, 2022 9 tweets 6 min read
Theory: I strongly believe that Elon Musk will face criminal charges before November.
1) @TheJusticeDept has pledged to crack down on white collar crime, and midterms are coming up. The political angle's to distance the lax enforcement... 1/9
thehill.com/news/administr… ...during the Trump administration (think Jay Clayton & @HesterPeirce), and blame economic issues on corporate malfeasance.
What better way to do so than to lay out all the ways that Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, stole billions & deserves jail? 2/9
Apr 23, 2022 15 tweets 4 min read
Someone asked me, why is $TSLA's stonk price not falling, despite the overall market deterioration, supply chain/inflation, market share loss, legal/regulatory troubles, Musk's Twitter debacle, no product pipeline, key claims failing ("Full Self Driving", solar, batteries)? 1/15 Not trading/investment advice, I do not have a crystal ball or insider info:
$TSLA is a faith-based stonk shown by its fundamentals/ratios. Its fanboys will keep buying with every paycheck as the narrative stays intact. An elevated stonk price engenders faith. That is why... 2/15
Apr 22, 2022 4 tweets 3 min read
🧵 The more I think about it, the more I see how Elon Musk's bid for $TWTR creates enormous risks for $TSLA hodlers. There's no synergy. Musk has no business plan except Muh Freedom. He did no due diligence. He made the "offer" by texting $TWTR's board chair. $TSLAQ 1/4 He's going to gut @Twitter's management the way he gutted #Tesla's. $TWTR's general counsel and CFO will suffer.
He says he'll do this by maxing out stock margin, which exposes $TSLA hodlers to enormous downside risk without any positive benfits except to silence/dox critics. 2/4
Oct 20, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
Dear @missy_cummings, congratulations! May I humbly propose some recommendations for a national autonomous vehicle testing policy:
1) All companies testing/marketing anything that suggests autonomy (e.g. "Full Self Driving") must publicly report all disengagements & interventions 2) Videos of disengagements & interventions should be uploaded to a public server, since they are already being captured by the cars themselves
3) Testing companies should be required to disclose where these vehicles are being tested, and who they're being tested by
Oct 19, 2021 6 tweets 3 min read
Thread on the #Tesla Model 2 Fraud (aka "Fluffy Pillow" h/t @passthebeano)
It's being asked as an earnings call question again. It's simple: Musk LIED. The "Fluffy Pillow" is NOT going to happen for $25k. Musk just hiked the Model 3 SR+ (50 kWh) price to $42k... $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/6 ...and that's *with* corner cutting with inferior Chinese LFP cells, killing lumbar adjustments, cheap paint, ersatz chips, not doing brake testing, etc.
Maybe #Tesla can cut $3k more with a tiny battery, but that'd mean a <150 mi. range. Making it a subcompact... 2/6
Sep 15, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
TWITTER ACTIVELY CENSORS CENSORSHIP PROTESTS
A few weeks ago, I protested that Twitter censored $TSLAQ's comments to @GaryGensler. Twitter is now censoring protests of censorship.
Here's what $TSLAQ sees vs. what Twitter actually shows the public. #Tesla $TSLA 1/4 An inside look at Twitter's search API proves that the query has been intentionally marked as "SUSPEND". The protesting thread didn't violate Twitter's TOS.
And that's why, without being able to resort to overt censorship, Twitter uses shadow-censorship instead. $TSLAQ 2/4
Sep 10, 2021 10 tweets 7 min read
Elon Musk's 3 Fake "Factory" Cars 🧵
A flock of #TSLA bots flooded my earlier tweet about how #Tesla used a modded car vs. Musk's claim of a "completely unmodified, directly from factory" car for Nurburging.
Car #1 is this red car, showing obvious mods. $TSLAQ 1/8 Here's Car #2, the second #Tesla Plaid. Note the different wheels, but again, the same opaque tint job & jumbo brake setup. $TSLA $TSLAQ 2/8
Sep 3, 2021 5 tweets 3 min read
Elon Musk's "Leaked" Call Was a Response to the @Apple Car
Yesterday, news leaked of Apple engaging in talks with Korean & Japanese carmakers for producing the Apple Car, believed to be an EV with autonomous capabilities. The target launch date is 2024. #Tesla $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/5 Musk & Apple have a long & complicated history. Jim Keller. Doug Field, who left #Tesla after enduring Musk's abuse to work on the Apple Car. Also news of Musk peddling #Tesla to Tim Apple & getting rejected. Tesla aping Apple's aesthetics & platform. 2/5 siliconangle.com/2020/12/23/elo…
Sep 2, 2021 5 tweets 3 min read
When @CMSgov finally probed @Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes doubled down and presented more vaporware ("miniLab") at the AACC.
When @NHTSAgov finally probed #Tesla, Elon Musk doubled down and presented more vaporware ("Dojo", LIDAR-based simulations) at AI Day. $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/5 Both Holmes and Musk use their babies as props to gain sympathy.
Both Holmes and Musk wear all black as part of a curated image.
Both Holmes and Musk cultivate their public image and appearances to echo Steve Jobs.
Both Holmes and Musk use PR firms to pump their "genius".
2/5
Sep 1, 2021 5 tweets 4 min read
What I'd really like to know from @NHTSAgov's request for #Tesla's #Autopilot information:
- Disengagement & crash rates, because if the real data conflicts with what $TSLA has previously told NHTSA to generate the "40% safer" stat... felony! $TSLAQ 1/5
quality-control.us/nhtsa_autopilo… - "Full Self Driving" data. The letter wants all Level 2 ADAS data, which includes "Full Self Driving" (#Tesla told CA's DMV FSD's at Level 2).
For starters: Why do influencers get "FSD" ahead of regular customers? What's the real disengagement rate? 2/5
Aug 20, 2021 10 tweets 9 min read
🚨 #Tesla's @Theranos-level LIDAR Lies 🚨
During Tesla's "AI Day", its representative said, "Here, we have a real clip that was gotten from a car. It then goes through an auto-labelling pipeline to create a 3-D reconstruction of the scene..." $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/9 He's technically not lying. But he's omitting that the "Real World Clip" was obtained from a #Tesla company car mounting LIDAR sensors (examples below). This builds upon @ValueDissenter's excellent thread on Tesla cheating with LIDAR sensors. 2/9
Jul 9, 2021 10 tweets 3 min read
Feeling Sorry for Elizabeth Holmes 🧵:
Elizabeth Holmes did everything that Musk has gotten away with. And she didn't kill anyone. In fact, she was just a few years shy of making it as Fraud Queen and gaining invincibility. Here's why:
cc: @eholmes2003 #Tesla $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/10 Holmes had a powerful, influential board, full of political heavyweights like Kissinger, Frist, Shultz, Perry and Mattis. She had big name investors and partners. She had the balls to push vaporware. She had the steel to stare into the camera and gaslight even experts. 2/10
Jun 28, 2021 12 tweets 6 min read
🧵 Kimbal Musk, PPPillionaire 🧵
Everyone knows that Kimbal Musk stole from the "Family Fund", his restaurants’ emergency tip jar. But did you also know that he was rolling in PPP cash - even as he stole from his employees? #Tesla #SpaceX $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/12
On 4/8/20, Kimbal got $4.93 M in PPP cash for The Kitchen Café, LLC, his restaurant in Boulder, CO. On 4/10/20, another entity (likely one of his) called Next Door, LLC, also HQ’d in Boulder, CO, got $358k in PPP cash. Kimbal’s charity, Big Green, got $783.5k on 4/9/20. 2/12
Jun 19, 2021 10 tweets 4 min read
Omar Qazi's Gamed #Tesla "Full Self Driving" Videos 🧵
Qazi, one of $TSLA's top pumpers, makes "#FSD" videos that Musk fanboys market as progress. I will list all the gimmicks Qazi employs in his videos. Here is Qazi's latest video 👇
$TSLAQ 1/9
- Qazi often MANUALLY INTERVENES by changing his vehicle's speed using the steering wheel's scroll wheel, e.g. in dangerous conditions
- The videos have all been done in LOW VEHICLE/FOOT TRAFFIC conditions, e.g. not rush hour
#Tesla $TSLA $TSLAQ 2/9
Jun 6, 2021 6 tweets 4 min read
Death of #Tesla "Battery Advantage" 🧵
Back in 2019-2020, $TSLA pumpers claimed that Tesla was going to make its own cutting-edge, proprietary batteries in its Shanghai factory. "Multi-decade lifespan", "density capacity", "million mile" were the prevalent buzzwords. $TSLAQ 1/6 Then, news came out that #Tesla was buying LG cells. $TSLA pumpers had to adjust the narrative, which morphed into Tesla was buying LG cells "temporarily" to "increase capacity utilization to tap additional operating leverage." The battery breakthrough will come soon though. 2/6
Jun 4, 2021 7 tweets 6 min read
How @SEC_Enforcement Destroyed a Whistleblower 🧵:
Martin Tripp met with @SEC_Enforcement in mid-2018. Tripp gave irrefutable evidence of immense waste, & $TSLA using scrapped, unsafe batteries in its cars, which heightened the risk of fires. #Tesla 1/
businessinsider.com/former-tesla-e… We now know that behind Tripp's back, @SEC_Enforcement had decided that #Tesla was exempt from enforcement action (thanks to the excellent reporting by @WSJ @rfelliott @davidamichaels). 2/
wsj.com/articles/tesla…
May 23, 2021 5 tweets 4 min read
🚨 Kimbal Musk: Fake Farmer
Elon Musk’s brother Kimbal wants to build an image of himself as an urban farming innovator.
He went on national TV to say that his startup invented container farming, and “built 10 of these farms literally in old, used shipping containers”.
#Fraud 1/5 The media naturally lapped it up wholesale.

Kimbal’s website further reinforces his narrative with claims about "our farms", "our hydroponic system", "our latest farm design", & "our modular farm-tech platform". As if Kimbal holds proprietary trade secrets. 2/5
May 9, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
Elon Musk Faking "Aspergers":
Musk claimed on SNL last night that he had "Aspergers" to explain away his frauds and various evils.

In his nearly 50 years of life, Musk has never mentioned "Aspergers" once. Nor have his several biographers, his mother, his father... 1/5 ...his brother, his sister, his cousins, his current girlfriend, his ex-girlfriends, his ex-wives, his current and past business partners, his officers, his directors, his employees, or even his lawyers ever mentioned anything about an ASD/Asperger's diagnosis. 2/5
May 9, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
Musk on SNL, Live Thread for $TSLAQ: Miley Cyrus sings a Mother's Day song while wearing a... breast shirt. A bunch of unfunny Mother's Day tributes by cast. Musk comes out, stiff as a board, smirking and steepling. Does the neck twitch thing. He's definitely on uppers. 1/5 Makes fun of his speech pattern and then says he's the "first person with Aspergers to host SNL". Jokes about it. Then tries to sell genius visionary bullshit about colonizing other planets. Jokes about abusing Twitter. 2/5
May 7, 2021 5 tweets 6 min read
🚨 The #Tesla Model Y is Dangerously Defective 🚨

The latest car from Tesla has a deadly defect. If its battery dies, rear-seat passengers are trapped: there is NO MANUAL RELEASE for the rear doors.

This information is ONLY in the Emergency Responder Guide... $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/5 Image ...and NOT in #Tesla's regular Owner's Manual, which misleadingly says to use the "manual door release", without specifying that there is NO SUCH RELEASE for a Model Y's REAR doors. Additionally, passengers unfamiliar with this defect face a higher risk of death if trapped. 2/5 Image