Tonight, #FridayLimericks returns to acknowledge @replouiegohmert for his bumbling insurreptitude. #LimerickRhyme
Mr. Gohmert would like to insist
The Committee should cease and desist.
Inconvenient new facts
Should be given the axe—
And besides, the request here was dissed.
We know Louie’s a serious man
Whose ideas one never could pan—
Except maybe that thought
On how gay people ought
Not to join a Mars colony plan.

vanityfair.com/news/2016/05/c…
And okay, Louie didn’t seem bright
With his thoughts on our climate change plight.
“Let’s push back on the moon!”
Kind of sounds like a loon—
If one wanted to make fun, one might.

nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1…
And on climate change, maybe you could
Find some fault when he thinks that it’s good.
When there’s science to sort,
Gohmert’s brain falls far short.
Won’t stop talking, though maybe he should.

mic.com/impact/louie-g…
Come to think of it, that isn’t all;
On all topics, his mind comes up small.
Is there hope? Maybe some;
If he’s honestly dumb,
Then while brain fails, integrity’s tall.

independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
But alas, that idea won’t fly;
Louie fights for his friends’ right to lie.
It’s illegal? Okay,
But they do it all day.
Why can’t GOP perjury fly?

rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
So with all this, it now seems absurd
To trust Gohmert just based on his word.
And for 1/6, his job
Was to rile up the mob—
So he amplified Trump, and they heard.

texastribune.org/2022/01/05/lou…
With democracy’s life on the line,
Louie figured its death would be fine.
If there’s power to gain,
He can live with our pain.
There are Trumpian shoes still to shine.

tpr.org/podcast/the-so…
So it’s true that this jerk isn’t smart,
But much worse is his cold, lying heart.
He’ll leave Congress next year
To a unison jeer—
With a path forward we need to chart.

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