Thread by @tomiahonen

In #TrumpTreason consider Grand #Flippathon

Some were not part of plot but witnessed it, like Patsy Baloney. Pat Cipollone testifies truthfully to DOJ without needing flip

Some knew of plot, otherwise guilty as shit but will flip like Bill Barrstone. Indeed Barr flips gleefully

Some will flip partially against Trump, while attempting to hide their other crimes thus their testimony is bizarre, attempting to keep their lies straight, like Entitlement Barbie. Ivanka will fail at this pathetic attempt

Her animatronic Saudi Ken Doll is in the same boat

Some will try to flip but are batshit crazy like Sir Buttdial McRudypants. America's Mayonaise will not receive any deal at DOJ

Others are so nuts they make Rudy Giuliani seem sane & will not even seek a plea bargain like the Dutchess of Dr Pepper, Sidney Powell the Kraken Lady

Others like alleged human being Steve Bannon are so vile, they would be denied any deal even if they begged for one at DOJ

But the ones utterly screwed are like Russian General Mike Flynn who was lawfully processed to prison by DOJ for treasonous behavior, & pardoned by Trump

Then there are those left without their pants, like former DOJ attorney Jeffrey Clark, who are suddenly raided by FBI. They will sing.. like a man who is not wearing pants

And lastly there is Mark Meadows. He knows he does time. He needs to cut that down to a decade. He flips