Thread by @CestMoiz

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(A REALLY short one!)

So #Kashmir is trending once again in the Land of the Pure today!
I thought I must share / replug some thoughts tweeted over the past few years in this context.
Here goes!

Firstly, it must be really disappointing for the 'Powers That Be' in Pakistan (Hint: They wear brown pants and run really fast!) to see that Kashmir is not the Top trend!

But then the current Propagandu-in-Chief hardly has the charisma of his predecessor, Shri Ghafoora Ji!

Heck, instead of the lame hashtag (#Kashmir), Ghafoora had managed to get 'Martial' hashtags trending when India had 'dared to' scrap Artical 370!
(Disclaimer: I know the correct spelling of Article. But this is not how the Brown Panted Propagandu-in-Chief prefers to spell it 😂)

In any case, with the SHIT that the Land of the Pure is in, currently, I doubt they have the energies to be 'Martial' any more!
Especially with the extreme 'Non-Martial' poses their Chief Brown Pants has been finding himself in as he begs lowly US officials for alms!

Disclaimer: The photograph in the screenshot in the tweet above is NOT from Shri Bajwa Ji's rehearsals for the 'talk' with a relatively lower ranked Deputy Secretary Madam of the USA!

Anyhow, since this is supposed to be a really short thread, I'll quickly come to the point of Article 370.
In order to keep it short, I will share old threads tweeted before, during and after the revocation of Article 370 in 2019.

PS: Those threads may or may not be short!
😂🙏

This thread was tweeted on 3rd/4th Aug 2019. It's a historical perspective of how the Kashmir situation has evolved thus far, since the independence of India & Pakistan and the Pakistani invasion of Kashmir soon thereafter.
Plus some speculations of my own

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1157690167844622337

It was a good thread.
Sachchi!
Here's proof!

Here's the blog link to that thread in case you find it easier to read that way 🙏

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1158218899302699008

Of course, the morning of 05 August 2019 dawned soon enough and we had the Indian Home Minister making that now famous speech in the Parliament.
What he also achieved that morning was a rare coming together of Indians and Pakistanis!

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1158257513453637634

Luckily, thanks to a Makhhi, I was able to get a first-hand account of what was transpiring in corridors of power in Pakistan, i.e highest offices of the Brown Panted Ones!
Promptly came another thread!
This one was much shorter than the previous one too!

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1158402558412521477

Unfortunately, I failed to put the above quoted thread in my blog (Which I shall be doing right away, later tonight!).
So go ahead and read it on your twitter app itself!
But read it you must.
I insist!
It is a gem!
Promise!
It even talks about ear wax!
😁

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1158404722232942596

Soon thereafter came the sanctimonious arseholes of Amnesty International, prompting YET ANOTHER thread on that same evening!
It was, mercifully, only 10 tweets long!

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1158375942315581441

Over the next couple of days, the Packies were running around like headless chickens. They WANTED to, but knew they could not force India militarily.
So Social Media was where they decided to win YET ANOTHER war vs India!

^^
PS: The statement made in the tweet above is NOT related to this thread which merely tells the story of Shri Brown Majesty, that came about a couple of days later!
(Or maybe it is related. But to this day, no one knows for sure!)

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1159434939122638848

Thankfully, the above thread made its way to my blog as well, for those interested in reading it there 😂🙏

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1159514444101087233

Understandably, the 'Social Media War' unleashed by the Propagandu-in-Chief led to some interesting engagements on my TL as well!
Here's one such 'engagement' for those interested!

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1159664245224513536

Of course, unintended benefits accrued across the borders as well!
So it wasn't entirely a 'lose-lose' game for them!

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1159481997284085762

Too bad that some BIG trends in Pakistan twitterverse were not met by any follow-up action in the real world!

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1159865017082056704

However, as always, life went on everywhere in the world.
Except of course, in the Land of the Pure!
The hysteria just didn't cease!
Hence .. Another thread towards the end of that month!

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1166908944524038144

That thread too was accused of being brilliant!
Almost as brilliant as the threads of the Thread Master @NAN_DINI_ Ma'm!

Once again, here's the above thread in my blog

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1167297675223420928

Unsurprisingly, the hysteria continued well into the next month as well.
This thread chronicled some thoughts on the same

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1173625221657583617

Once again, here's the same in my blog

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1173964575328354304

So this is it for this particular thread.
All I'll say is that Might is Right. Bhikharistan may jump about shouting for all that care to listen, but till such time defenders of Mother India stay strong, there isn't much to worry about!
Jai Hind!
:Fin:

https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1067471009991802880