What should be Trump punishment? All this:

To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life + 1,137 years (eligible for parole in 882)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
#TrumpIsGoingToJail
How should Trump End 2/
(in prison)

Prison means a healthier life

No cheeseburgers
No ketchup
No Diet Coke
No McDonalds
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved off)
No Adderall
No Cocaine
No Depends
No golf

#TraitorTrump
The Trump end 3/
(in prison)

Healthier lifestyle
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government-provided healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
#TrumpTreason
The Trump Legacy 4/

Worst Lady #FLOTITS deported:
So no conjugal visits

Trump assets seized
Trump buildings become homeless centers
Trump golf courses into refugee campsites
& wind farms
Trump properties renamed after Obama, Hillary, McCain, Pelosi, Stormy, Vindman, Garland

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Aug 13
Weisselberg Aug Thread 1/

Ukraine War caused interruption in my updates but time to do Path 1: Allen Weisselberg

Weisselberg is Trump accountant who loses 8 criminal cases & unless he flips, will spend rest of his life in prison

His first criminal court trial starts Oct 24 Image
Weisselberg Aug Thread 2/

Donald Trump faces 6 paths to prison for LIFE

1. Weisselberg (NY Taxes etc)
2. Giuliani (Ukraine etc)
3. Matt Gaetz (leads to Trump selling pardons)
4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th)
5. Tom Barrack (UAE etc incl extortion of Qatar)
6. Espionage (stolen docs) Image
Weisselberg Aug Thread 3/

Weisselberg faces 9 CRIMINAL trials:

1. NY taxes (Manhattan DA)
2. Enterprise fraud (NY AG)
3. Money laundering (NY AG)
4. Sanctions busting (Federal)
5. Campaign & inaugration (DC & Fed)
6. Emoluments (Fed)
7. Other state tax
8. Scotland
9. Espionage Image
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Aug 13
To my Tweeps. Those of you who have followed me a year or more will remember my regular updates to the 'Paths'

Five paths of crime waves, each path leading to Trump in prison, on definite convictions AND Life in Prison or more. Each. I have 5 such paths (Weisselberg, Giuliani..)
Yesterday I announced that with Espionage, I will be adding a 6th path to Trump. And I will author this Path for us once I have read the warrant. I will do that soon. In mean while, you can see on my pinned Tweet the collection of Threads that discuss this path, a kind of draft
Before that we need to do the update to the first 5 paths (Weisselberg, Giuliani, Matt Gaetz, Roger Stone and Tom Barrack). I have paused the updates to the paths because of the Ukraine war, I simply did not have enough time to do those regularly. And there were not many updates
Read 6 tweets
Aug 13
A quick thought. Many were asking, why is Trump still walking free? Anyone else caught stealing even one Top Secret document would be in handcuffs

Yes. True. But not for the reason you think. This is a MAFIA Trial. If a Mafia boss orders a hit job, FBI will not arrest the BOSS.. Image
The FBI would wait until they their informant inside the Mafia boss's inner circle - who will become the witness to testify against the Mafia boss. So they flip someone. That is the ONLY WAY to take down a Mafia boss

Trump did not CARRY the boxes of secret documents... Image
Trump exactly like a Mafia boss, kept his hands clean from the actual crime

He told his Trumpomobsters what crimes Trump wanted done

If we now arrest Trump, he can blame it on his staffers - & WALK FREE. He can never be arrested on that crime again, if FBI mess up on first time Image
Read 7 tweets
Aug 13
THIS WEEK IN TRUMP / 1

Trump's life has changed permanently this week. In more ways than you may have noticed

Omarosa won. Now ALL former Trump White House staff were released from their NDAs. They hated how Trump fired them & have revenge books to write. Some ready to publish Image
THIS WEEK IN TRUMP / 2

Trump found out that there is an FBI informant so close to Trump they know where he hid his most valuable trophy documents and where his safe is. Trumpo is not sleeping well worrying is it Melanoma or is it Don Jr or Gary Busey's son, Eric? Image
THIS WEEK IN TRUMP / 3

Trump was told by his attorneys that Mark Meadows has flipped and is ratting Trump out. This means the total January 6th attempted coup d'etat is going to end with Trump convicted to centuries of prison time. Meadows knows everything Image
Read 8 tweets
Aug 12
Update on Mar-A-Lago Documents 1/

Short Thread to update after reading search warrant & the receipt of items seized

Trump is currently investigated for ESPIONAGE. That potentially carries death penalty

Trump received subpoena in June to return stolen documents. He defied it Image
Mar-A-Lago Documents 2/

FBI came with court-authorized search warrant & seized over 20 BOXES of US govt docs that Trump is not allowed to possess

That he willfully refused to return them & FBI found them establishes Trump's GUILT. He KNEW it is illegal when he did it. Slam dunk Image
Mar-A-Lago Documents 3/

Trump tried lies. His attorneys were personally present during search. Trump watched via Mar-A-Lago security cams everything with Melanoma. They handed him the search warrant & receipt. Trump even gave WRONG info to Fox & Wall Street Journal to spin story Image
Read 8 tweets
Aug 12
THIS IS INDEX THREAD

Because the FBI raid of Donald Trump's home in Mar-A-Lago involved nuclear secret documents that Trump deliberately was hiding, it is a crime that that carries DECADES of prison. If he tried to sell them, he could see death penalty

This links my Threads
First Thread about the Mar-A-Lago search was written before we knew about the nuclear documents. But this shows you how bad the GENERAL raid was on Trump. You may find it useful to read this Thread first

My second Thread is about Merrick Garland's short press conference. It discusses the search warrant. And how severe this was, how thorough DOJ has been, giving valuable background on what happened BEFORE this search warrant

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