Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to @RudyGiuliani, still medically unable to shut up. #LimerickRhyme
So please stop if you’ve heard this before:
Giuliani is talking some more.
He’s not making much sense,
And he’s still kind of dense:
Thinks he’s still Trump’s (unpaid) legal whore.
So please stop if you’ve heard this before:
Giuliani is talking some more.
He’s not making much sense,
And he’s still kind of dense:
Thinks he’s still Trump’s (unpaid) legal whore.
https://twitter.com/rudygiuliani/status/1560019284318986240
As a mayor who claimed to be great,
His police force was guided by hate.
His entire claim to fame,
Tinged with racism’s shame—
Which was probably Trump’s most-loved trait.
theguardian.com/us-news/2014/n…
His police force was guided by hate.
His entire claim to fame,
Tinged with racism’s shame—
Which was probably Trump’s most-loved trait.
theguardian.com/us-news/2014/n…
From that point, Rudy’s path became short
To become the grand fool in Trump’s court.
It’s a sad sort of preen;
He just wants to be seen—
In a sad kind of spectator sport.
newyorker.com/magazine/2018/…
To become the grand fool in Trump’s court.
It’s a sad sort of preen;
He just wants to be seen—
In a sad kind of spectator sport.
newyorker.com/magazine/2018/…
Rudy’s gaffes have grown ever more crass;
There’s a file there just from his ass.
From his butt-dial gift
To the gas Jenna whiffed,
He’s embarrassment’s in its own class.
nbcnews.com/politics/polit…
There’s a file there just from his ass.
From his butt-dial gift
To the gas Jenna whiffed,
He’s embarrassment’s in its own class.
nbcnews.com/politics/polit…
His incompetence long has been plain—
But he’s also completely insane.
When he seems at his floor,
He just talks even more,
Like his words don’t connect to his brain.
vanityfair.com/news/2020/11/r…
But he’s also completely insane.
When he seems at his floor,
He just talks even more,
Like his words don’t connect to his brain.
vanityfair.com/news/2020/11/r…
Post-disbarment, he’s still spreading lies
For a failure so many despise.
His career is in check,
Reputation a wreck—
May as well stick with Trump till he dies.
nbcnews.com/think/opinion/…
For a failure so many despise.
His career is in check,
Reputation a wreck—
May as well stick with Trump till he dies.
nbcnews.com/think/opinion/…
In the wreckage of Rudy’s long fail,
We can learn—maybe grow from his tale.
He’s a sad sort of joke,
A career up in smoke.
Now let’s send his crook client to jail.
vanityfair.com/news/2022/07/d…
We can learn—maybe grow from his tale.
He’s a sad sort of joke,
A career up in smoke.
Now let’s send his crook client to jail.
vanityfair.com/news/2022/07/d…
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