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Aug 25 • 3 tweets • 1 min read
I’m not sure pouring human excrement all over France’s marine environment is the best way to persuade them to provide more passport stampers at Dover. 🤔
It’s so leftie and woke isn’t it, not wanting your beaches or those of your neighbouring countries covered in untreated human crap.
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Aug 24
At last, @maitlis, whose credentials as a serious journalist are unimpeachable, calls out the media’s terror of reporting the #BrexitDisaster.

Prince Andrew might not be able to sweat, but those with their heads in the Brexit sands of fantasy should be.
There’s more
Now wait for the vicious personal attacks on @maitlis that will follow, questioning her professionalism and integrity. But the cat is well and truly out of the bag about what’s been going on between media and government. People ‘took back control’ and got this collusion & deceit.
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Jul 22
Dover is blaming the French for not having enough resources to check and stamp all the passports prior to boarding, which is a problem entirely caused by #Brexit, voted for by Dover. I’m done with this idiocy.
YOU WANTED TO END FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT, WELL HERE IT IS.

God it’s all so f***cking mad.
Wrong kind of Brexit, no doubt. Risible.
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Jul 20
Never buy insurance with @TheAA_UK by the way, their customer service is up (down) there with Vodafone and EasyJet. 6 hour wait for vehicle recovery so far. Absolutely appalling.
Over 7 hours now and @TheAA_UK still haven’t been able to arrange help after an accident. Customer services all over the place, ‘that’s another department, we only deal with x and y, they do z’ etc. Have managed to get 3 children taken off and looked after. Scandalous.
Unsurprisingly they don’t seem to monitor their twitter account either @TheAA_UK
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Jul 11
Who is going to tell her.
Oh well
😂
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Jul 10
Morduant is such a capable military-style leader that she released a campaign video featuring a convicted killer and various other people who hadn't given permission, along with a murdered Labour MP, and has now had to re-release a newly edited version. She couldn't run a bath.
In the meantime, a longer version of that toe-curling clip of Sunak, which is even worse than the previous one. I’m definitely not ready for Rishi.
🚨 BREAKING:

Nothing much really. Image
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Jul 10
Penny Morduant’s campaign video is a flagshagger’s wet dream, it even has WW2 and fighter planes in it. Please enjoy.
This is literally Little Britain.
With Oscar Pistorius in it. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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