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Sep 5 6 tweets 2 min read
Dear DANG Community,

Online and offline, I got you. Let me give you quick gist about how I hung out with Dang! Community members last night in Budapest and I tried my best to help them solve a quick problem but it ended in “AH!”

A short #thread.
As you may have seen on my Insta story, My friend and I went Pub crawling last night with our handsome tour guide, Levi. We were joined by two other DANG! Members. They are a delight I must tell you.

As we arrived at the 3rd club, one of them said, “Ife, look at that cute guy,
we were on the same flight with him but he was forming.”

I looked across me and saw the duke mixed with Michael B Jordan but taller. Smooth dark chocolate.

Yeeeeeee.

I gathered the girls and moved them closer to where he was, to ri pe may be out of sight is out of mind, abi?
Let him see that my people are beautiful, time.

We moved closer, he noticed us, and his friend also noticed us. His friend came over instead and began to ask my ladies questions; “where y’all from?” They said, New York. He said, “I’m from Virginia…”yada yada…

Me in my mind:
SIR! Eskis sir. It’s not you we moved closer for sir. It’s the duke+MBJ sir. Move a little “backer.”

When he saw that we weren’t interested in the conversation, he stepped back, and then we saw it.

On queue, the duke+MBJ pulled a white girl by the waist from behind,
grabbed her neck like he was about to choke her, bent his face towards her face and kissed her hungrily.

He choked harder, pulled her closer.

All of us did “Ahhhhh!”

We broke up with him straight!

Ahhh. A child of God doesn’t do that nowwww.

BDSM re nowwww.

#DANGTraveldiary

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