Thread by @SHBokhari13

The saga that began on 25/12/12 has finally reached its logical end. Finally, Justice prevailed and the innocent imprisoned for a decade were acquitted honorably. All hail Shahrukh Jatoi! The shining, smiling face of a vibrant, thriving Pakistan!
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Sadly, some people are bent on snide remarks and loose talk. Thankfully, their number is not large. They weep for Shahzeb’s family. Why? Didn’t Shahzeb’s family get a butt-load of money?

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And more importantly, Shahzeb’s killers magnanimously decided not to carry out their threat of abducting and raping his sisters. Shahrukh Jatoi killed Shahzeb while defending his honor. The honor of scions like Shahrukh is the honor of Pakistan.
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Shahrukh had to defend it. How dare that troglodyte, that burger-kid Shahzeb talk tough to Shahrukh’s dear friend Siraj Talpur’s servant? How dare he defend his sister from being harassed by Shahrukh’s friend’s servant? An example had to be made of him!
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If the servant of a friend of someone like Shahrukh Jatoi cant utter lude remarks to a passing girl then what was the purpose of the creation of this country? What good is Pakistan if Shahrukh’s friend’s servants are insulted by non-entities belonging to the middle class?
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Shahrukh had to strike a blow for his country’s honor, for his honor, for his friend’s honor, and for his friend’s servant’s honor.
And then came the Fasadis, the no-good-meddlers, the attention seekers, the weepers, and the wailers.
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It seemed as if all of Pakistan was seething in anger. It seemed as if all of Pakistan was against poor Shahrukh. It seemed as if all of Pakistan envisioned Pakistan quite differently than Shahrukh Jatoi. There were vulgar talks of taking a head for a head.
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There were scandalous campaigns to pressure the Pakistani justice system into hanging Shahrukh Jatoi in a jam-packed square full of cheering people. How medieval! How bestial! How brutal!
But, thank god our justice system stood tall.
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Thank God it didn’t let the facts come in the way of enforcing the law of the land. Our judiciary has always been the pride of our country. From Nazriya-e-Zururat and Justice Munir to the acquittal of MPA Majid Khan Achakzai ...
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... for innocently trampling a policeman to death by Justice Mandokhel, our judiciary has always protected the ideal of Pakistan and the code of justice inherent to it. Today, on 18 October 2022, our judiciary has once again upheld the oldest and noblest of our traditions.
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Confused? Well, I don’t blame you. Since you were taught lies in textbooks like Pakistan was created as an Islamic ideological state under Iqbal’s vision and Jinnah’s leadership. Lies like Pakistan was created to serve as a vanguard Islamic state which would serve ...
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as a paragon of Islamic virtue, culture, science, and yes, justice. Lies like Pakistan was oath-bound as a country to stand up for the weak against the oppressors both inside and outside its borders. LIES, LIES, LIES. Pak study/Islamiyat books are full of lies like that.
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Let me educate you today. Pakistan was not created under the vision of Iqbal. It was created under the vision of another man lying beside the Badshahi Mosque in Lahore. Pakistan was created to give immortality to Sir Sikander Hayat’s vision.
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If you want to understand the ideal of Pakistan, and the Pakistani concepts of hero, villain, justice, and Fairplay, study the life and philosophy of Sir Sikander the Magnificent. Sir Sikander’s family gained honor and prestige by serving the white British masters.
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So loyally and selflessly did they serve the British that they never hesitated to crush any of the lesser local humans who dared to question the benevolence of the British Raj. Sir Sikander and his family were rewarded by the British masters ...
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... with wealth, honour, status and titles for his services. Sir Sikander died peacefully in Lahore in 1942 but his spirit lived on and his political legacy was carried forward by his unionist party.
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In those times, the misguided philosopher named Iqbal and the obtuse lawyer named Jinnah were hell-bent on creating a country for Muslims though, in which they wanted to enforce all the gibberish taught today in Pak Studies/Islamiyat books. They gained a minor victory.
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The weakening British Raj was giving way to a sinister Hindu Raj. And the vulgar Hindus weren’t going to let Sikander and his spiritual progeny keep on oppressing the troglodytes of Punjab, Sindh, Baluchistan, NWFP, and Bengal.
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That right was to be reserved exclusively for Sardar Patel and co. According to them even nominal Muslims with British-given lands/titles couldn’t trample rightfully over the millions of Muslim insects in United India but even a Hindu chai-wallah could do so with impunity.
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That would not do. That would not do at all. So, the unionists decided to join the ranks of the millions of insects who were following Jinnah in a fit of frenzy during the 1940s. First, the Hindus had to kept at bay, and then ...
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weaker enemies like Jinnah and Iqbal could be dealt with easily. After all, Iqbal was already dead, Jinnah was dying n there were propitious signs that the “insects” didn’t understand a word written by Iqbal anyway. They were just following Jinnah due to survival instinct
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So, partition occurred. Hindus left the land of the pure and soon after Jinnah and Liaqat’s deaths, the Sikanderists struck back. The masters had changed by now. Instead of the British, the white masters now went by the name of Americans. No issue. A template soon emerged.
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You could loot, steal, rape, pillage, and murder but you would be fine as long as you had the money and influence to be in the good books of the government of Pakistan. And the august individuals embodying the government of Pakistan could do whatever they wanted.
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They could kill their own citizens, conquer their own capital, loot more wealth through corruption than Qaroon, adulterize Islam for political gains, light sectarian fires etc etc. All they had to do was keep god happy. Their god which is also lovingly known as Uncle SAM.
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As for the few fools and dotards who believed in the Pak studies/Islamiyat lies, on good days they could be used on the borders and inside the country to spill their time, sweat, tears, and blood for a non-existent ideal. They had their uses.
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After all, the dreaded Hindus had to be kept at bay for some time. For if the Hindus take over, then only they could loot, rape, and kill. But sons of Jatois, Bhuttos, Sharifs, Musharrafs, and Bacha Khans were too precious to risk against the Hindu onslaught.
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Here, honorable fools were required. That is why Iqbal has to be celebrated by imported governments today. Were it not for him, from whence would these honorable fools come?

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On bad days, these fools could conveniently be labeled as extremists and terrorists and packed off to exotic vacation destinations from Adiala to Guantanamo Bay.
But let no one mistake the smokescreen for reality.
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Pakistan is, was, and will be for the Shahrukh Jatois of the day. All that is good for Shahrukh Jatoi is good and just. All that is bad for Shahrukh Jatoi is horrific and unjust. We are still far away from the true ideal of Shahrukh’s Pakistan.
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But, a day will come when instead of receiving butt-loads of blood money, the families of future Shahzebs will pay for the bullet that Shahrukh fired. When sisters of future Shahzebs will be given away to Shahrukh’s friend’s servants in order to earn Shahrukh’s forgiveness
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After all, Shahrukh’s friend’s servant symbolizes the SACRED CHAIN OF SERVITUDE. He serves like a faithful dog to Siraj Talpur and gets scraps from his table. Siraj and his family serve as faithful dogs to the Bhuttos and the Zardaris who rule this country.
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The Bhuttos and the Zardaris serve as faithful dogs to the Toms, Dicks, and Donalds of the almighty god i.e. USA. Whoever is outside this chain of servitude is axiomatically a slave to the lowest link of this chain.
This is the ultimate law of the land.
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What matters are not your morals, hard work, education, integrity, or other such nonsense. What solely matters is your ability to serve in this chain of servitude.
Once you enter this chain of servitude, the higher you rise, the more license you will get.
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Whoever opposes you is an enemy of the country, a human-rights offender, a fascist, a populist, the lowest of the low, and the quintessential villain. The higher you rise in this chain, the bigger hero you are.
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So let's put a collar around our necks and try to skip the lower links of this chain. Let's try to serve “god” directly like his excellency Hussain Haqqani. Only in this way can we remain safe from Shahrukh’s friend’s servants.
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Then, even heroes like Shahrukh would come to our door for justice, and by “god” we'll give it to them. Sooner if possible but surely later. Even if it takes 10 yrs, we will uphold “god’s justice” and supply Shahrukh with the totality of his rights as god’s slave’s slave.
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All hail Shahrukh Jatoi! The shining, smiling face of a vibrant, thriving Pakistan!
Imported Government Zindabad! Azad Adliya Zindabad!
Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad! Sikandar Hayat Paindabad!

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