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Nov 2 • 15 tweets • 12 min read
Earlier today Twitter celebrated Republican Reinstated Smells. A hashtag game #TerribleCandleScents got your faitful T Dawg to dig into the ole candle drawer and take a few whiffs. Then you all voted by liking my silliest jokes. So let's revisit the 12 worst smelling candles Image
Scent of a Busey

#TerribleCandleScents

#BeavisTrump #EricTrump #AndrewGiuliani Image
A Bridge Too Far

#TerribleCandleScents

#CzarLilliPutin #LilliPutin #CzarVladimirTheTable #TableBoy #VladimirTheTable #BridgeBoy Image
Frontbutt

#TerribleCandleScents

#FrontButt Image
329 Dogs

#TerribleCandleScents

#DrOzDogKiller #329Dogs Image
Gettin' Paid

#TerribleCandleScents

#HabbaDabbaDoo Image
Death Cult

#TerribleCandleScents

#DeathSantis #DeathCult #GOPDeathCult #Cult45 Image
My Name Is Reek

#TerribleCandleScents

#TrumpPutin #PutinTrump #HelsinkiHostageSummit Image
Yesterday, The Word

#TerribleCandleScents Image
The Senator From Moscow

#TerribleCandleScents

#RonJohnson Image
Coultergeist

#TerribleCandleScents

#Coultergesit #RickScott Image
Clorox

#TerribleCandleScents Image
McCoward, by Q

#TerribleCandleScents

#QevinMcCoward #QevinMcMoron Image
Those were your faves. Thank you for playing along. You can find more smelly candles by clicking to hastag #TerribleCandleScents. Republican Reinstated Smells have now been raided by the stench police. He has a badge. So our last candle is

Mission From God

#TerribleCandleScents Image
SORRY. Missed one:

Yesterday's Roses

#TerribleCandleScents

#RoseGardenMassacre Image

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STATUS of Jan 6th Plot Leaders:

Giuliani
Sidney Powell
Gen Flynn
Bannon
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Roger Stone
Don Jr
Ron Johnson
Gym Jordan
Mo Brooks
The Gaetz of Hell
Perry
Gosar
Biggs
Hice
Babin
Harris
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Jenna Ellis
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* Joined soon
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How's your war going in Ukraine? What happened to your bridge? Hey, I know some people. And Mexico could pay for it

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