And now, that vote was clear
And so I face humiliation
Voters, you have to hear
To Vladimir, I sold our nation
I've told, my lies so dear
I've conned on Fox, the Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you
My way
Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I took, ate documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played, each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes, I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all, when there was doubt
I yelled 'witch hunt!' and just walked out
I failed my wall
my hands so small
I conned you
My way
So it is like Doctor's visit and Doctor said what the patient HAD to do. Instead, GOP went on a kegger
For 2016 they nominated a PUSSY-GRABBER and RACIST (old white dude also out of line with youth)
For 2016 Trump DAMAGED the GOP on ALL THREE of those demographics
Romney lost the 2012 popular vote & got 47% of the vote
By 2016 Trump did worse, got 46% of popular vote, but by FLUKE of Electoral College, even though Hillary received 3 million more votes than Trump, Trump became President. This gave ILLUSION this mad startegy works for GOP
This is a massive win for Democrats. We kept the Senate, in the first midterms after one party took the White House. This cycle should have been devastating against us
Two big keys: Trump got involved, & reaction to Roe vs Wade. But also great politics by DEM
I will do a Thread
So understand. We were SUPPOSED TO LOSE
In nearly every cycle in as far as anyone can remember, the party who took the White House, loses in the next midterms (exception was 2002 because of Osama Bin Laden terrorist attack on Sept 11 & wave of patriotism cancelled this pattern)
If we had lost the Senate, not only would Joe Biden's agenda be dead for the next 2 years, GOP would have run all sorts of nastiness, forcing Biden to veto nearly everything - weakening Biden for 2024
And worse: the Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtle would have controlled judges
Why is failed Bond Villain wannabe, the Chrischristie in the news? Or Cancun Cruz, America's most hated man talking about personality? Or Never Trumper John Kasich demanding move beyond Trump? Because the race for 2024 has started on GOP side. Even Lord of Flies thinks has chance
Trump said he will announce on Tuesday. Now everybody who thinks they have a chance, have to stake their ground
And the newsmedia - driven by right wing media owners - is pushing Death Santis as their new Trump. DeSantis is too smart to run against Trump. He's playing Trump
Ted Cruz is the front-runner AFTER Trump is no longer viable. Cancun Cruz is only playing the game of never angering Trump but preparing his day, for when Trump is in prison. He will then promise to pardon Trump too. Cruz is playing long game. But he won't go against Trump
SUPER TIGHT result. Was supposed to be a blow-out. The PATTERN for first midterms after party takes White House is from 40 to 60 bloodbath in Congress. That is the pattern we should have seen. But there was NO RED WAVE
It is razor-thin, can go either
In Senate the Georgia race goes into a run-off. Senator Warnock won his first runoff. He got more votes against the Fake Cop Herschel Walker. This is FAVORED to go our way. We won't know until Dec, but if we hold Georgia, we hold Senate. So Trump wiped Mitch McConnell out - again
The Nevada vote count is not finished and we have a good shot at Senator Catherine Cortez Masto still winning re-election in the Nevada race. In that case Georgia runoff will not even matter
We cannot call the Senate yet. But we have significantly better chance of holding it
My quick & easy three day war into Ukraine has now run into its 9th month. We lost the battle of Kyiv, their capital & largest city. As you can see, my war started out tremendously well.. for the Ukrainians
After we lost the battle of Kyiv, we proceeded to lose the battle of Kharkiv too. Kharkiv is their second largest city. After a prolonged battle we lost at Snake Island. Then we lost the battle for Izyum, a town we had seized. As you can tell, this war was going remarkably well
We have been eagerly retreating so much since March, that half of the terrain we once held in Ukraine has already been handed back to the Ukrainians. In the words of my pet & sex toy, Donald Trump, I call this unconventional type of military maneouvering: 'winning'