And now, that vote was clear
And so I face humiliation
Voters, you have to hear
To Vladimir, I sold our nation
I've told, my lies so dear
I've conned on Fox, the Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you
My way
Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I took, ate documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played, each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes, I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all, when there was doubt
I yelled 'witch hunt!' and just walked out
I failed my wall
my hands so small
I conned you
My way
I've lied, I've screamed and cried
My bitter shrill, I'm full of losing
Taxes, I tried to hide
No court complied: that's not amusing
New York will take all that
My properties? I'm left with jack
The taxman knows, my money goes
I lost it
My way
For what is a man? What has he got?
Loser con-man, yes I am naught
To make these claims
I know are lies
So cruel and vile
You so despise
My record shows
Truth Social blows
I fucked you
My way
Rudy committed foreign policy crimes with Lev Parnas & Igor Fruman for Trump extorting Ukraine among other things, all paid by a Putin oligarch. They caught Parnas & Fruman, tried them on past crimes
Lev tried to flip against Rudy & Trump. Negotiated 9 months, did not get deal
The crimes happened in 2019. In summer of 2020 FBI wanted to raid Rudy's law offices. Bill Barr blocked it
When Garland became AG, he approved raid of Giuliani. They took among other things 18 phones from Rudy. A Special Master went through all the materials
Rudy confessed the crimes on TV. Trump confessed that Rudy did it. Lev Parnas said Rudy did it. And the FBI had all his phones - evidence that duplicated what Lev had, so Lev did not get a plea bargain - he TRIED to flip for NINE MONTHS, then went to court, lost & prison
So I'll become
Some background noise
I'll stay away
From girls and boys
They all do know
They laugh and stare
My Magahat
I used to wear
It was too plain
I did not care
We wore his hat
It gave no power
The stench remains
Our lowest hour
So it is like Doctor's visit and Doctor said what the patient HAD to do. Instead, GOP went on a kegger
For 2016 they nominated a PUSSY-GRABBER and RACIST (old white dude also out of line with youth)
For 2016 Trump DAMAGED the GOP on ALL THREE of those demographics
Romney lost the 2012 popular vote & got 47% of the vote
By 2016 Trump did worse, got 46% of popular vote, but by FLUKE of Electoral College, even though Hillary received 3 million more votes than Trump, Trump became President. This gave ILLUSION this mad startegy works for GOP
This is a massive win for Democrats. We kept the Senate, in the first midterms after one party took the White House. This cycle should have been devastating against us
Two big keys: Trump got involved, & reaction to Roe vs Wade. But also great politics by DEM
I will do a Thread
So understand. We were SUPPOSED TO LOSE
In nearly every cycle in as far as anyone can remember, the party who took the White House, loses in the next midterms (exception was 2002 because of Osama Bin Laden terrorist attack on Sept 11 & wave of patriotism cancelled this pattern)
If we had lost the Senate, not only would Joe Biden's agenda be dead for the next 2 years, GOP would have run all sorts of nastiness, forcing Biden to veto nearly everything - weakening Biden for 2024
And worse: the Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtle would have controlled judges