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Nov 26 10 tweets 4 min read
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks note Nick Fuentes, symptom of the GOP’s disease. #LimerickRhyme
There’s a wee little MAGAt named Nick,
Now a part of Republicans’ schtick.
He likes stirring the pot,
But he’s not worth a lot:
Just one more young professional prick.
Nick’s a blowhard, and not really smart—
So just how did this kid get his start?
He’s that Charlottesville fool
Who then dropped out of school
To become one more YouTubing shart.

time.com/4905939/nichol…
Fuentes’ background’s not all that unique;
His self-hatred has little mystique.
Just a self-loathing guy
Lashing out on the fly
To lay claim to the whiteness he’d seek.
axios.com/2022/03/10/ris…
Fuentes makes sure his racism’s loud;
White supremacy makes this kid proud.
It’s all gross, but not new;
What you hear the brat spew
Has long come from the skinhead-type crowd.
splcenter.org/fighting-hate/…
And his anti-Semitic hate tropes
Are just how Loser Incel Guy copes.
It’s all hateful and gross;
Is it “special”? Not close.
Prior Nazis all showed him the ropes.
cnn.com/2022/11/25/pol…
His misogyny, likewise, is stale—
Hatred born of perpetual fail.
He’s a virginal man
Who has nary a plan—
Just his anger to cover his bale.
dailydot.com/debug/nick-fue…
So is Fuentes too toxic to touch?
Even Musk thinks this guy is too much.
Gave a Twitter re-ban
To this hateful young man—
But repubs use his bile as a crutch.
axios.com/2022/10/30/twi…
While his hatred we all must rebuke,
The big picture is more than this puke.
For his hate-monger face
Earned repubs’ full embrace;
Meeting Trump was no mere one-off fluke.
rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
When a party gives nothing but hate,
It enables a full shame-free slate.
They’re afraid to reject
Nick’s sick, assholey sect;
This does not make America great.
theguardian.com/us-news/2022/o…
So unless and until they reform,
Just assume little Nick is their norm.
He is not just one creep;
It’s a rot that runs deep.
They would let us all burn—and it’s warm.

thedailybeast.com/the-gops-racis…

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As their bellowing thins,
Now the blame game begins—
And the former guy’s allies all flee.
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