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Dec 24

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If you read one thing today, let it be this heads up from @demandprogress re #SCOTUS

There is an old saying, “a man is known by the company he keeps”.
With that in mind, let’s look at Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

His recent attendance at a private holiday party saw him alongside deplorables like Stephen Miller, Matt Gaetz, and Sebastian Gorka. The right-wing organization Miller runs currently has cases before the Supreme Court,

Gaetz is currently under investigation for sex trafficking3 and Gorka is a member of a literal neo-Nazi organization.

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Dec 24

In a 3rd grade class the teacher began her vocabulary lesson with the word contagious. The teacher asked, “Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?”

A little girl in the front raised her hand. “The flu is very contagious.”

“Very good, Melissa. Can anyone else give us another sentence?” the teacher asked.

A little boy in the front said,
It’s good to cover your mouth when you sneeze because germs are contagious.”
“Very good, Brad,” said the teacher.

She then looked at the newest student in the class, a shy little boy from Ireland. “Finn, can you think of one?”

He thought for a moment and said, “Well, my father used to always laugh at the old neighbor because she would always try to paint the fence with a toothbrush.”

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Dec 23

This was posted as the best joke ever told by a priest:

On the day of the Crucifixion, Jesus was on the Cross, surrounded by a ring of legionaires, while his follows stood just outside the range of their spears.

Among them was Simon Peter, the Rock of the Church. Faintly on the wind, Simon Peter heard his Master's voice. "Peter, Peter..." Heedless of the danger, he rushed forward, shouting, "I'm coming, my Lord!"

But alas, he was grabbed by the soldiers, had an eye blackened and was thrown back to the crowd. Not a minute passed, but Peter once again heard his name called. “Peter, Peter...!" And once again, in a desperate attempt to get to his savior, Simon Peter ran forward

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Dec 23

An old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.

“I would really like to see Donald Trump and Duncan Hunter before I die,” whispered the priest.

I’ll see what I can do, Father,” replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Don and Duncan would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Hunter commented to Trump,

“I don’t know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images.” Trump couldn’t help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Don’s hand in his right hand and Duncan’s in his left.

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Dec 23

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.

He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was.

She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn't want to go out to get the broom.
His mother smiled and said,
'The Lord is out there, don't be afraid.’

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Dec 23

Earl and his wife, Edna, went to the state fair every year, and every year, Edna would say,

“Earl, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”

Earl always replied, “I know, honey, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

One year Earl and Edna went to the fair and Edna said ,”Earl, I’m 85 years old and if I don’t ride that helicopter I might never get another chance.”

To this, Earl replied, “Edna, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

To this, Earl replied, “Edna, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride.

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