Prince Harry’s newly released tell-all memoir is sending shockwaves through the Royal Family, painting a picture of a Family at odds with both Himself and Meghan. Here are some of the more bizarre claims made in the new book 🧵
HARRY: CHARLES HAD HABIT OF “ACTING LIKE ROYALTY” - WHICH MADE CONNECTING WITH “DAD” EMOTIONALLY DIFFICULT
Harry had trouble connecting with his father. Often, at events or parades, he would approach the now King to discuss Diana, to be met with orders to “be quiet” or “shut up”
“TOXIC CULTURE OF PRIVILEGE” AT PALACE - LATE QUEEN SNIFFED MEGHAN “UP AND DOWN LIKE A DOG” ON FIRST MEETING HER
Harry calls out Royal “sense of entitlement”. In one bizarre incident on first meeting Meghan, the Late Queen sniffed her “at the neck”. “Nobody around said anything”
WILLIAM AND KATE “TRICKED” HARRY INTO WEARING NAZI UNIFORM “NO LESS THAN 7 TIMES”
William and Kate allegedly encouraged Harry to wear a Nazi uniform on no less than 7 occasions, telling him it would be “massively funny,” and to “get really into it,” which he duly did “to fit in”
HARRY IN BIZARRE CLAIM DIANA BOUGHT HARRY NINTENDO WII, NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION
In the Book, Harry speaks fondly of his mother, the Late Princess of Wales. He claims, bizarrely, she bought him a Wii and Netflix, which is impossible as they both released a decade after her death
LATE DUKE OF EDINBURGH MADE RACIST COMMENTS ABOUT MEGHAN, TEASED HARRY ABOUT ‘JUNGLE FEVER’
Allegedly, Prince Philip would forget Meghan’s name and call her the ‘Bingbong Girl’. In private he teased Harry and told him he “fumbled around with a few Spear Chuckers in his time too”
HARRY AGREED TO DATE WITH MEGHAN BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SHE WAS SAME PERSON AS AVATAR ACTRESS ZOE SALDANA
Harry began dating Meghan because he thought she was Zoe Saldana, who starred as ‘Neytiri’ in James Cameron’s Hit Movie ‘Avatar’, who Harry describes watching as “really erotic”
HARRY: “NO PATH TO PEACE IN SYRIA WHILE ASSAD STILL LEADS”
In a bizarre digression, Harry devotes some 15 pages of the new book to his thoughts on the Syrian Conflict, concluding “Assad is a butcher” who “simply has to go. There can’t be a lasting peace with him still in charge”
“OUT-OF-TOUCH” CAMILLA, AND TWO OTHER SENIOR ROYALS, SENT ARCHIE ‘GOLLIWOG’ TOYS
In an attempt to broker peace after Harry’s estrangement from the Royals on the birth of his son, Camilla, and two other nameless “Senior Royals”, sent him a hamper of presents - including Golliwogs
CAMILLA WOULD HISS UNCONTROLLABLY AT MENTION OF DIANA, GOAD HARRY WITH TUNNEL-THEMED PUNS
Harry claims the now Queen Consort has an uncontrollable tic where she hisses at the mention of Diana. She often made jokes to Harry about ‘tunnelvision’ or ‘light at the end of the tunnel’
PRINCE HARRY WOULD HAVE “VIGOROUS WANK” WHENEVER HE KILLED SOMEONE - BUT MEGHAN SHOWED HIM “ERROR OF HIS WAYS”
To relieve tension everytime he killed a man in the army, Harry would escape to a toilet to “masturbate”. He had no idea this was problematic until “Meghan taught him”
2022 was a big year in film. As the Pandemic drew to a close, Cinemas started to become alive again. Here are The New York Times’ Best Movies of 2022: Movies that entertained and awed, but that also pushed boundaries and championed social justice causes 🧵
Jordan Peele’s MILK
A Black Man accidentally drinks some milk, which sends him on a psychedelic trip. Freaked out he is motivated to uncover a conspiracy: White People are actually aliens that have secret giant farms of Black People they harvest for milk, which gives them energy
JIRO DREAMS OF MASS IMMIGRATION
Sequel. When Sushi chef Jiro discovers that his Nigerian employee BongoBongo’s work visa has expired and that he will soon be deported, he starts a campaign to change Japan’s outdated and racist immigration laws - and so to change Japan forever
THE YE - ALEX JONES INTERVIEW: SIX OTHER HIGHLIGHTS
Kanye West’s appearance on Alex Jones’ show has sent the Internet into meltdown. On stream, Ye praised the Nazis and mocked Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu. But that wasn’t all - here are six other highlights that you missed 🧵
YE SEEMED TO BELIEVE HE WAS ON JOE ROGAN SHOW
When welcomed to the show, Ye replied “great to be here Joe”. Throughout the interview he continued to refer to “what happened with you and Spotify”. He also seemed to believe Fuentes was Carl Benjamin, calling him “my buddy Sargon”
YE: “NO ROOM FOR ASSAD IN SYRIAN PEACE PROCESS”
In a bizarre 20-minute rant, Ye denounced Syrian Leader Bashar Al-Assad. “After all that he has done to Syria, he has to go. There is simply no route to a negotiated peace settlement in that country with Assad still at the helm”
WHO ARE THE LEADING PERSONALITIES ON THE ONLINE RIGHT?: A PRIMER
With the influence of the Online Right continuing to spread, there has never been a better time to get involved with the popular, emerging ‘scene’. But which personalities made the Online Right what it is today? 🧵
WATA’UI THE POLYNESIAN SHAMAN
Much-loved poster and a cult favourite, Wata’ui is known for his witty and learned tweets on obscure styles of ethnic pottery. Wata’ui coined the iconic and oft-repeated alt-right phrases “let’s get racist”, “it’s racism time” and “racism: activate”
CAPTAIN FUCKFACE
Known Women Expert, Captain Fuckface regularly draws the ire of smaller accounts for his brash, unapologetic posting of Scat Porn. Often posting pictures of women smeared in shit, he signs off his tweets with his catchphrase; “I am going to fuck her in the face”
BLACK AFRICAN AND DIASPORA PHILOSOPHY: THEIR OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTIONS TO WORLD PHILOSOPHICAL THOUGHT
Unfortunately, many detractors of the emerging field of Black and Africana Philosophy claim the Works of its few existing Thinkers are almost entirely just about being Black 🧵
Is this fair? Are the philosophical works of the most prominent Black Thinkers in history just about being Black? Surely they must have contributed more to Global Thought than that? Here is an overview of the work of some Black thinkers claimed as notable by Contemporary Academia
PTAHHOTEP
Ptahhotep was Egyptian and as such African and as such philosophy can be said to have begun in Africa. Ptahhotep was a major originator of Egyptian Wisdom Literature which was an advanced intellectual tradition of recording folk proverbs AKA philosophy (it is claimed)
Wouldn’t it be great if the world was exactly the same as the idealised model of it you have? Sadly, you can’t wish away the way the world actually is! Try and you’ll have problems when reality fails to live up to your idealism! 🧵
All Humans Are Equally Capable
Everybody has the same potential you say! “I know a really competent [X]” Unfortunately, individual competence is not the same thing as, for example, group averages! People just aren’t naturally equal! You’ll have problems if you pretend otherwise!
Human Groups Have The Same Base Intelligence
No human group is smarter than any other group! Racial genetics is pseudoscience right? Sadly not! Humans evolving in different niches were selected for different levels of intelligence, just as in other widespread species like dogs!
WHO ARE THE HOTTEST NEW FACTIONS ON THE RIGHT?: A PRIMER
With the influence of the Online Right continuing to grow, an influx of new people into the broader movement has lead to a flourishing of new groups and viewpoints. But which new factions are making the biggest impact? 🧵
WASHINGTON SIKHS
Group who believe America can be saved by converting the entire population to Sikhism. Even though there has never been a history of Sikhism in America, they argue that by importing millions of migrants from the Punjab they can shift demographics in their favour
EMO FASCISTS
White Nationalist group who adopt the aesthetics of Emos. Cognisant that the aesthetics of fascism are toxic to a revived national socialist movement in the West, to appear more optical they ape the Emo aesthetic - as they represent ‘the last true White subculture’