Here's @CrossRiverBank's details over at #FDIC. Various addresses, FDIC ID numbers, charter info, etc. in case anyone's looking to dig around.

Note that for their first 5 years they were rated "Needs to improve" as a bank.

#lolbank
banks.data.fdic.gov/bankfind-suite…
@crossriverbank 🧵 Who else didn't know that @CrossRiverBank changed its name from #FirstFinancialBank in 2008?
state.nj.us/dobi/bnk_depos…
🧵 @CrossRiverBank is technically owned by #CRBGroup (seems like it's not the same as @CRBgrp?), a holding company in Fort Lee, NJ. Apparently #JoannaAlbertine is the CFO.

Here's their annual filings in NJ: ffiec.gov/npw/Institutio…
🧵 Let's take a look at @CrossRiverBank's holding company's income filings for 2022, their interest(ing) income in particular:

➤ $5.3 million in real estate
➤ $508 million in "other"

What are the loans? Anyone remember $SIVB and $SBNY's "fund banking"?
ffiec.gov/npw/FinancialR…
@crossriverbank 🧵 $584 million is the yearly interest INCOME for @CrossRiverBank. At 5% that's a $10 billion loan book.

And yet CRB only pays $82 million out as interest for its capital.

They also have almost no treasuries or mortgage backed securities AKA "safer" assets. All loans.
🧵 And very interestingly only 1/10th of @CrossRiverBank's income is from loans secured by real estate.

We know they have made some big construction loans to weird luxury projects by #Moinian and #Bushburg deep in low income neighborhoods. Is that their main biz?
🧵 @CrossRiverBank had $165 million in employee comp expense. LinkedIn lists 910 employees, so that's roughly $181,000 salary per person. CEO claims $125k avg so maybe some not on LI. Though a lot of employees are undereducated / probably make much less.

C-suite is raking it in.
🧵 Important note about @CrossRiverBank's loan book: bv they have few treasuries or loans secured by RE they have low borrowing power at #FHLB, which is the lifeline many banks have turned to for cash.

Bonkers C&I loans can't be used as FHLB collateral.
🧵 Also an important note about @CrossRiverBank's loan book: they offered (offer?) loans collateralized by cryptocurrency to their customers.

And as a service to their partners' customers.

(if yr just catching up 👇 is a whole large thread about CRB)
🧵 Someone correct me if I misread this but it appears that @CrossRiverBank saw $143 million loss on its loan portfolio in 2022.
🧵 Also seems interesting that @CrossRiverBank issued $300 million worth of #PPP loans that the #SBA and Congress appear to think are fraudulent and will not pay them for.

That would be a pretty big loss were #CrossRiverBank to have to absorb it...
@crossriverbank * oops correction this should be $53 million not $5.3 million. so 10% income is from real estate secured loans and 90% is from "other".
🧵@CrossRiverBank was registered with the federal contractor program for a year.

➤ SAM ID: XPNVAGJZKBS1.
➤ CAGE code: 8VY60
#ThomasMurphy was the revenue & expense manager.
➤ Registered with SAM for "Z1 - Federal Assistance Awards"

Ω👇Ω
opengovus.com/sam-entity/XPN…
🧵 Also interesting what comes up as "nearby businesses".

Turns out in the same building there's a company called @PeerIQAnalytics, which it turns out was purchased by @CrossRiverBank. Its real name caught my eye immediately:

"Peeriq · Synthetic P2p Holdings Corporation"
🧵 Both @CrossRiverBank and @PeerIQAnalytics are users of the H1B visa program (basically "skilled workers" visas in the USA).

There's nothing particularly weird here that I see...
myvisajobs.com/Visa-Sponsor/C…
🧵 One thing that is maybe or maybe not kinda weird is that @PeerIQAnalytics registered with the SBA as a "Self Certified Small Disadvantaged Business"...
🧵 I stumbled on a company called #CrossRiverFiber... No idea if it's related but I noted that

➤ It was acquired by #Zenfi
➤ $ZENFI is a cryptocurrency
#ZenFI was acquired by #BAICommunications
#BAICommunications just rebranded as an AI company #BoldynNetworks.

wow.
🧵 There's another company in the same building as @CrossRiverBank: #PrestigeCapitalFinance who are some kind of investment fund that never tells you who they invested in, just the industry. ??

➤ "a CBD wellness brand"
➤ "a NY construction firm"

Ω👇Ω
prestigecapital.com/newsroom/in-th…
🧵 Back to @CrossRiverBank: Their loan book is... interesting. Not real estate centric and not much treasuries (the kind that brought down $SIVB).

It's mostly probably "buy now pay later" loans like $AFRM / $UPST which they think are high quality - 98.4% will get paid back.
🧵 As for @CrossRiverBank's deposits, some depositors are more sticky than others. CRB holds a large % of:

➤ non-interest deposits (22%)
➤ brokered deposits (24%) which can go in a flash.

It's not $SIVB's insane 91% uninsured but it's not the strongest deposit fleet.
🧵 #CrossRiverBank's Chief Accounting Officer is named Elliott Rothschild.

(*cough* #LehmanBrothers *cough*)
linkedin.com/in/elliot-roth…
I'll just point out here that #MichaelSevret, the Chief Strategy Officer of #CrossRiverFiber, appears to have been a New Jersey wedding DJ before being placed in the C-suite.

I mean maybe I'm wrong and these are different people but... kinda look the same?

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@coinbase's bank is being sued for predatory lending in a large class action lawsuit filed ~8 weeks ago.

It gets worse though... Because @crossriverbank is also starting to have to sue people for loans that are going bad. Financials only allow 1.6% loss. $COIN

ruh roh
@coinbase @crossriverbank 🧵2/Ω Kinda f'ed up other thread so I'm gonna copy these over here. tl;dr #seemsbad for @crossriverbank and $COIN.
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@NotChaseColeman oh Scott, your 500,000 shares of $SBNY were an equity allocation of infinite jest.

➤ worth over $150 million at all time high...
➤ $77 million on February 1st...
➤ $50 million on March 9th...

...and now it's a $0.
@NotChaseColeman whoops I read that wrong, I guess the noted theologian only lost $414,000 on the final morning.

gg scott!
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🍴 About to dig in to the congressional report on covid relief / #PPP loan scams. @CrossRiverBank's name comes up 16 times when I ctrl-f.

Reminder this is the most important crypto bank in America. It's @Coinbase and @Circle's bank, among others.
permanent.fdlp.gov/gpo189524/2022…
@crossriverbank @coinbase @circle 🧵2/Ω
@CrossRiverBank et al. "specialized in dubious loans" and "did not get better over time" as "lenders often doubled or tripled their potential misreporting rates in round 3 compared to rounds 1 and 2."

Sounds like (extremely) willful negligence. @oooitscrime
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🧵1/Ω A few things about @CrossRiverBank, a tiny #a16z funded lender that originated more #PPP loans for "small businesses" than anyone besides Chase, BofA, and Wells Fargo, mostly for people who were not their customers.

Also @Coinbase's preferred bank.
techcrunch.com/2022/03/30/cro…
🧵2/Ω They paid @McKinsey a bunch of money to tell the world that "while most banks originated PPP loans to their own customers, Cross River leads in originations to new customers"
mckinsey.com/industries/fin…
🧵3/Ω Unlike other banks that blew up on "fund banking" recently (*cough* $SBNY $SIVB *cough*) @CrossRiverBank does their "fund banking" differently:

They package all the loans and sell them to weird "fintech" companies like @Upstart. @mikulaja
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Here it is folks.

The moment you've been waiting for.

The first time it comes out on the floor of the Congress that we just bailed out a bunch of Chinese tech millionaires with links to the PRC at American citizens' expense...

💥💥~ 1:33:40💥💥
It gets even better when @SecYellen says that there will be no bailouts for anyone who holds more than $250,000 in a rural bank in Oklahoma that collapses [due to the Fed raising rates so quickly].

Trust me when I say you're gonna hear a lot about this for the next forever.
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Dems: "YOU ROLLED BACK REGULATIONS!"
Repubs: "YOU BAILED OUT COMMUNIST CHINAMEN!"

ad infinitum.

Here are some very wise words from the very wise wizard Chanos 👇
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In other words someone is willing to set $132 million a year on 🔥 because of inflation just to hold money in $MCB.

Why?

(note that $SIVB and $SBNY also had large non-interest bearing accounts)
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¹ though other things rekt $SIVB even more...
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