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Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the Trump indictment—as they must. #LimerickRhyme
As the man who would cast a great pall
O’er a nation he brought to a crawl,
Donald tries to spread blame,
But it’s right he became
The indictedest ex-Prez of all.
reuters.com/legal/watershe…
As the man who would cast a great pall
O’er a nation he brought to a crawl,
Donald tries to spread blame,
But it’s right he became
The indictedest ex-Prez of all.
reuters.com/legal/watershe…
Donald claims he’s an innocent man,
But the truth’s never part of his plan.
He’s a nasty old elf
Who stands just for himself;
He’s his own crazy number one fan.
vox.com/policy-and-pol…
But the truth’s never part of his plan.
He’s a nasty old elf
Who stands just for himself;
He’s his own crazy number one fan.
vox.com/policy-and-pol…
His attacks on New York DA Bragg
Are just tricks from his worn-out old bag.
He’s a racist at heart,
And it’s part of his art
To find dark folks to threaten and drag.
vox.com/2016/7/25/1227…
Are just tricks from his worn-out old bag.
He’s a racist at heart,
And it’s part of his art
To find dark folks to threaten and drag.
vox.com/2016/7/25/1227…
His disdain for diversity shows
In the dark-hearted way that he rose.
It’s no wonder the cost
When the big loser lost
Was the threat of democracy’s close.
slate.com/news-and-polit…
In the dark-hearted way that he rose.
It’s no wonder the cost
When the big loser lost
Was the threat of democracy’s close.
slate.com/news-and-polit…
With the way that this narcissist thinks,
It’s no wonder his record so stinks.
He’ll keep forcing his way
To our growing dismay,
Till we see if our rule of law blinks.
citizensforethics.org/reports-invest…
It’s no wonder his record so stinks.
He’ll keep forcing his way
To our growing dismay,
Till we see if our rule of law blinks.
citizensforethics.org/reports-invest…
You would think Trump’s astonishing flaws
Would lead more on the right to take pause.
But they’re Trump ride-or-die,
So these asses will try,
Showing feckless, pathetic bare claws.
cnn.com/2021/10/07/pol…
Would lead more on the right to take pause.
But they’re Trump ride-or-die,
So these asses will try,
Showing feckless, pathetic bare claws.
cnn.com/2021/10/07/pol…
And it’s not like they want him to win;
It’s their cowardice holding them in.
With no leaders at all,
They’ll continue to fall
For cacophonous criminal din.
politico.com/news/magazine/…
It’s their cowardice holding them in.
With no leaders at all,
They’ll continue to fall
For cacophonous criminal din.
politico.com/news/magazine/…
When political checks on him fail,
There’s a nation he wants to assail.
While the Stormy clouds roll,
Let’s hope this takes its toll—
And that Justice can stand and prevail.
nytimes.com/2023/03/31/opi…
There’s a nation he wants to assail.
While the Stormy clouds roll,
Let’s hope this takes its toll—
And that Justice can stand and prevail.
nytimes.com/2023/03/31/opi…
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