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@tananabread
Apr 23, 2023 • 15 tweets • 8 min read • Read on X
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#taegi au where taehyung has an important revelation about his date ImageImageImageImage
some haegeum-inspired crack for you 🫶

also this was written in one go and is probably just extremely all over the place but lol when are my aus NOT like that amirite 👉🏼👉🏼

ignore date and time stamps!
1. any french/french-speaking people willing to translate seokjin’s tweet? ImageImageImage
2. I did once swipe right on a profile with no pictures what does that say about me ImageImage
3. will I include yoongi being a simp for tae’s puppy eyes in every au? yes, yes I will ImageImage
4. hehe ImageImageImage
5. I want a secret room in my house but instead of guns I want it to hold all the bts albums I’ll be able to buy if I’m rich enough to afford a secret room ImageImageImage
6. post-drug deal horny adrenaline is no joke ImageImage
7. everyone has their priorities what can I say ImageImageImage
8. oh how the turns have tabled ImageImageImageImage
9. plot twist? ImageImageImage
10. oh how the turns have tabled (2) Image
the end!✨

don’t ask me what this is just blame it on the d-day overdose

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Jul 22, 2023
#namkook au where fan jungkook has a very specific way of replying to idol RM’s tweets 🐶


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inspired by jungkook responding to our barking on livestreams these days 👀🥵 I do love my puppy boy living his best life 🫶

let’s geddit!
1. justice 4 furries
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Jul 11, 2023
#taejoon/#vmon au where taehyung is barbie and namjoon is ken 💅

that’s it. that’s the au.

1. this is very short and very silly and entirely for my own entertainment

2. she’s everything and he’s just ken is the best tagline fight me

Read 7 tweets
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Jun 19, 2023
#taegi + #jikook + #nam2seok au where noted mafia kingpin agust d meets his boyfriend’s coven for the first time and it goes…poetically 🫣 ImageImageImageImage
welcome to the sequel of the taegi mafia au! this can be read as a standalone but I promise it’ll be more fun if you read the first part for context! 🤪
1. yoongi’s goin thru it 😔 ImageImageImage
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Jun 18, 2023
what if you combined these two and made a high school #namgi fic with vampire yg and human nj? obviously they don’t get along bc enemies to lovers is the essence of namgi 🤌🏼 ImageImage
it’s not a vampire vs vampire hunter thing. vampires haven’t been hunted for centuries. at this point they’re just regular members of society. so there’s really no reason for nj to get so prickly every time he passes by yg and his bored, blank face.
it’s just that…the guy PISSES HIM OFF. like why is he so…snooty? why does he look at nj and nj’s fellow student council members like they’re beneath him? why does he have to do that little scoff every time nj asks him to sign a petition?
Read 19 tweets
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Jun 16, 2023
I’m assembling a fan for the first time in my life and I’m suddenly feeling very sympathetic towards joon in my namgi drabble 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think this will def end with me in tears AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A YOONGI TO COMFORT ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I have never assembled a single piece of furniture in my life you guys
AND THESE INSTRUCTIONS FUCKING SUCK 😭😭😭😭 “join the base” TELL ME FUCKING HOW?????
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Jun 15, 2023
a #namgi au where yg volunteers to help his friends th and jm set up their new house, but on the day of the move, they bring along an uncoordinated, over-enthusiastic noodle-puppy named nj who apparently ALSO volunteered to help.
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nj is th’s friend from work, and since he owes th for covering for him while he was sick, he’d decided to make it up by helping th and his boyfriend move into their new apartment and set up their furniture.
in theory, this is a sweet idea. however in practice, as yg soon discovers, it is the worst thing to ever happen to him.
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