Since twitter suspended @INGFirebrand for excessive Batdancing, Iโll have to retell the story of the first Thanksgiving. This is the real story, not the BS the liberal mainstream media puts out there every year. THE TRUTH.
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It all started upon arrival to the New World, when the pilgrims encountered an enemy they hadnโt anticipated. Not disease or Native Americans...
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But dinosaurs. Many, many dinosaurs. In fact, half of the arriving pilgrims were eaten within 15 minutes of landfall.