single father and author min yoongi moves to a suburb town to figure out his next book and jungkook owns the food stall that yoongi’s daughter loves.
- will be working on this over the next few months
- expect updates on tues/thurs/sat
- lowkey enemies to lovers
- side minimoni & tae2seok
- also pls note that i am extremely uncomfy posting pictures of random korean children so yg’s daughter will be mentioned but not shown
profiles 1: jk & yg public & private profiles
profiles 2: jk’s friends.
established minimoni who run a bookstore.
tae who runs the flower store within the bookstore & works part-time for minimoni.
profiles 3: yg’s friends. yoonjinseok were roommates in college. 2seok were there for yg when he became a single father and have been trying to get him to move closer to them for years. they run a cafe together.
1. welcome for the first time!! this starts before the prompt tweet. as per thesameflatfish rules i cannot allow yoonkook to talk before 60 posts. 💜
126. #yoonkook au. welcome baaaaaaaack! it’s going to be shorter today than the previous updates have been because i got home an hour late from work ✌🏻🤪
161. #yoonkook au. welcome baaaaaaaack! what’s going on!! time to find out if i’m going to let yoonkook talk finally!! (also sorry for the late update bman isn’t feeling well so i’m writing this after he fell asleep) ((it also means it’s a bit shorter than normal but dw))
276. #yoonkook au. welcome baaaaaaaaaack! how are you today!! i’ve decided to power through and update this today because tomorrow brodi and i are celebrating our 10 year anniversary and i will be ia!! (it’s not until the 13th but work schedules means early celebration!)
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303. #yoonkook au. welcome baaaaaaaack! how are you today!! i hope well. :) i had a really great anniversary day yesterday and bought stuff for the new apartment today (aka a cat little box enclosure since i’m losing a basement 😭)
326. #yoonkook au. welcome baaaaaaaaack! i was going to apologize for having been gone for so long then i realized that i put out 2 works this weekend. 😭 anyway what’s up!!!
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401. #yoonkook au. welcome baaaaaaaaaaack! how are you today? apologies for no update yesterday even tho i predicted i’d be back tuesday. i had much work to do yesterday. (aka i worked 11.5 hour day bc of hitting my car on monday)
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tbd bookmark above! i think it was a 30 post update but it’s hard to tell because twt was awful!! i hope i can thread normally on wednesday! curiouscat.live/thesameflatfish
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521. #yoonkook au. welcome baaaaaaaack! we’re finally heading into the ending part of this story! i think it has 2-3 more updates? also pls be patient with me uploading i know it sucks but.
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jungkook pretends to need directions to a coffee shop. he just doesn’t know that the pretty stranger he asks for directions is the anonymous Agust D, aka his favorite rapper.
- starting tonight
- side jinmin & vhope
- some angst but mostly funny
- famous x non-famous
rapper yoongi’s song is used as the music for model jungkook’s new ad.
yoongi’s never seen the model before, but they end up being big fans of one another.
- mini
- the rapper x model au i’ve been talking about forever
- ynkk being mutually obsessed with each other
- side minimoni & 2seok
- don’t pay attention to time stamps LMAO
- video at the end ;)
to pass his remedial curses class, yoongi needs to place and “inconvenience curse” on someone. he figures that an annoying customer named jungkook is the best option.
however, his curse definitely doesn’t go according to plan.
- this was originally pitched to me as a different ship but the ynkkr in me always takes over
- @hwyllea i hope you like it even tho it’s ynkk!!
- mini
- time stamps don’t matter i’ll tell u each day of the week (😜) in the tweet
- will be posted slowly bc of twt inconvenience
#yoonkook au where jungkook, social media intern for big hit ent. accidentally likes an au by fanfic writer yoongi using idol namjoon’s official account.
- inspired by the funniest thing to happen on army twt this week LMAO
- dw the girl who accidentally did this has given me permission to make this into an au and even chose minimoni as yg’s au ship!
- yoonjinkook are not famous