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A thread 🧵 #27 of funny memes

When you have 5 mins remaining on a test 👇 Image
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You lied on your resume
You lied on your job description 😂 Image
When you get the job even after lying on the resume 😂 Image
Lie on your resume and still get the job Image
Canadian: Goes to doctor for a sore knee

Doctor: Did you consider Euthanasia

What if you ordered wrong at Starbucks 😂 Image
#AmberHeard you don’t shit the bed and roll in it, gotta roll out of it 😂 Image
You bring home 5 figures a month 😂 Image
Polar Bears: Have you seen my son? Image
Finals exams 😂 Image
What do you call a bear that has dramatic mood swings? Image
New houses vs. Old houses 😂 Image
Sleep deprived, yet expected to function Image
3 hours of sleep
8 hours of sleep
13 hours of sleep Image
Sleep deprived me… Image
Sleep deprived… how my bed feels like Image
When I’m on my phone vs. trying to sleep Image

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May 5
#Politicians are some of the most corrupt evil scumbags the world has ever seen. They lie, cheat, defraud people in many ways.

Few politicians are honest and sincere, but they never rise up the ranks since the entire swamp around them is corrupt and is looking for easy money,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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May 5
The #BankingCrisis is severe and it’s all caused by the #FederalReserve and the worlds central banks.

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May 4
#Balenciaga has been caught in a huge scandal sexualizing children

Our establishment is entrenched in pedophilia. Our mainstream media normalizes it, Hollywood, politicians and the wealthy elite practice it.

A thread 🧵 for your awareness👇

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May 2
A thread 🧵 #26 of funny memes

Difference between hardware & software. Very insightful 😂 Image
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May 2
Stop normalizing men having periods.

Stop normalizing men getting pregnant.

Stop normalizing men participating in women’s sports and dominating them.

Stop normalizing boys being in girls bathrooms by their assumed genders.

Stop throwing men and women into same prisons,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Image
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No such thing as Minor Attracted Person (MAP)

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May 1
#Governments don’t serve the people. They serve themselves to get richer and to gain more power.

The president, the VP, the senators, congressmen, DAs, it’s agencies like FBI, CIA, DHS, DOJ, DOE, CDC, FDA, DOH don’t serve the people. The #DeepState and media don’t serve the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Image
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Politicians steal with taxes
Politicians steal with benefits
Politicians steal with inflation
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Politicians steal with insider trading
Politicians steal by money laundering

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