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Hello. I am Jesse Coffey. I am a movie maven, a political junkie, and other things. #BlackLivesMatter • #StopAsianHate • #ActuallyAutistic • He/Him • Pansexual
Jan 28 32 tweets 5 min read
Here's one truth the kids should know: all of the Bible phrases "quoted" in this book are complete fabrications.

Click the main tweet of this thread to see the ACTUAL Bible quotes.

All translations are from the King James Bible. 1 Corinthians 11:12
For as the woman is of the man, even so is the man also by the woman; but all things of God.
Jan 25 4 tweets 1 min read
The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards treated child actors even worse than the Razzies. In the last four years of their existence, Mike Lancaster decided that Spencer Breslin's performance in 2003's "The Cat in the Hat" was so bad he named an entire category of child actors after him. Image For the ceremony honoring the worst films of 2005, the Stinkers Bad Movie Awards even had a category for "Worst Child Ensemble" which more than multiplied the number of opportunities to give children who appear in films miserable lives when they become teens and adults. Image
May 26, 2022 42 tweets 6 min read
OBITUARY: Ray Liotta, 67, Was a Famed American Actor Known for "Goodfellas" and "Field of Dreams" Image (AP)—Ray Liotta, the blue-eyed actor best known for playing mobster Henry Hill in “Goodfellas” and baseball player Shoeless Joe Jackson in “Field of Dreams,” has died. He was 67.
May 25, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
Connor Marini appears to have found my Discord account and is attempting to justify his general habit of making creepy (and usually pedophilic-in nature) comments about minors to my face. Image Naturally, I'm not falling for it.
May 25, 2022 5 tweets 3 min read
FANON RESPONSE—by Luan Loud, #TheLoudHouse
"I agree with you wholeheartedly on this issue and I am sad to hear that you're in the minority on it. I really hate reading most modern interviews with influential comedians from the past—even those I truly admire—for this very reason." "The main thing about these interviews that REALLY crawls up my skin is their response to certain elements of their past work that MIGHT be perceived as objectionable by a modern audience, such as racist and sexist stereotypes or the repeated use of racial and ethnic slurs."
Nov 4, 2020 9 tweets 4 min read
Biden is in the lead in Nevada, winning 49.3% of the vote with 75% of the precincts reporting. If the @AP calls the race in Nevada for Joseph Biden (whose tally now stands at 264 votes), that would indicate Biden has enough votes to win the Electoral College. That should also mean that it may be time for President Trump to make a concession speech. I have been declaring that he is toast almost every time I've talked about him since the pandemic began. I happily report that I hope to be only six electoral votes away from being correct.
Nov 4, 2020 7 tweets 4 min read
@JoeBiden, who is still leading over @realDonaldTrump by a rather narrow margin (238-214), is on the upswing in Michigan, Nevada and Wisconsin this morning as ballots continue to be counted, particularly in five of this year's all-important battleground states. Joe Biden is leading in Michigan with 96% of the precincts reporting that he has 49.6% of the vote, compared to Trump's 48.9%.
Nov 2, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
The day before the Presidential Election is to be held, I found out that Right Wing Watch found a new goon in the form of Robin Bullock. He claims the COVID-19 pandemic was caused by people who voted Hillary Clinton for President in 2016. No matter how you feel about Hillary Clinton, I think we can all agree that this particular charge against people who voted for her hasn't got a single shred of sense in the world to make.
Oct 13, 2020 25 tweets 7 min read
The Great Divide of the Second Monday in October On October 12, 2020, you may have seen two different interpretations of the same Monday in October. Sometimes you see it referred to as Columbus Day. Other times, and with an increasing frequency in the modern era, you might hear about it as Indigenous Peoples' Day.
Oct 10, 2020 7 tweets 3 min read
If you are a Black American who did not attend the Blexit party (which took place outside the coronavirus' latest hotspot, the White House), consider yourself a survivor of COVID-19, which has been a particularly recent source of devastation for the Black community. Image It's bad enough she's known as that Token Black Trump Lady who insults the intelligence of the Black people of the world by making up a bunch of nonsense about the many real-life problems they genuinely face. Now, she's actively CAUSING such a problem in terms of their health.
Jul 4, 2020 18 tweets 6 min read
EDITORIAL: "The Debate Over Simon Sharp: Obesity and the Use of Fan Works in Animation"

[Fanart on left by JeremyLoud123.] I am three months late on this, but the #LoudHouse episode "Purrfect Gig", the Sam-Luna-cat romp that aired on April the 29th in this country. That episode, which was a very good one from that colorful trio, has sparked controversy in those two months.
Mar 22, 2020 15 tweets 7 min read
EDITORIAL: "TRAFFIC LIGHTS for March 22, 2020"

Vectors courtesy of @VectorStock. GREEN LIGHT to the staff of @NickAnimation for a musical PSA on the deadly coronavirus pandemic that is so good that I wouldn't be surprised if the @AdCouncil picked it up and had it run on several other networks and on several ad-supported streaming services.
Mar 15, 2020 13 tweets 8 min read
EDITORIAL: "TRAFFIC LIGHTS for March 15, 2020"

Vectors courtesy of @VectorStock. GREEN LIGHT to @GameStop, of all companies, for playing an important role into that most desirable of things right now: a cure for the coronavirus. This had the makings of a RED LIGHT because the video game store chain was not known for its medical expertise up until this point.
Oct 14, 2019 18 tweets 7 min read
THE CASAGRANDES - WALK, DON'T RUN This is premiere day for #TheCasagrandes, the long-awaited, eagerly anticipated, spin-off of @Nickelodeon's big hit #TheLoudHouse, which preceded the premiere with a half-hour special.
Oct 14, 2019 18 tweets 11 min read
TRAFFIC LIGHTS for October 14, 2019

Vectors courtesy of @VectorStock. RED LIGHT to Holly M. Barker, a professor from the @UW's Department of Anthropology, who charged, in her new essay, "Unsettling @SpongeBob and the Legacies of Violence on Bikini Bottom", that the little yellow sponge is nothing more than a "violent", "racist" colonizer.
Oct 14, 2019 17 tweets 10 min read
Airing today at 1:30 PM, @Nickelodeon (Tucson cable: @CoxComm ch. 63/@Comcast ch. 48)
[To move to Saturdays at 11:00 AM on October 19, and then to 12:00 PM Arizona time on November 9 due to Daylight Savings] As everyone and their mother knows by now, #TheCasagrandes is a spin-off "from the world of #TheLoudHouse" centering on the exploits of Ronnie Anne, her family, and her friends at a place called Great Lakes City, to which she and Bobby and their mother had moved from Royal Woods.
Oct 11, 2019 9 tweets 3 min read
EDITORIAL: "My Little Pony: This Thread is Ruined" MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC is about to end its run after a nice run of nine years. In fact, since its anniversary is today, a guy by the name of @EmergencePony decided that this would be the perfect time to pay tribute to the series. That sounds reasonable enough.
Oct 9, 2019 10 tweets 5 min read
EDITORIAL: "Precautions spawned by #Joker controversy are good for business" The #1 film at the box office last weekend was @JokerMovie. It is also the most controversial motion picture to be released in recent years, and single-handedly the most controversial motion picture to have come from studio, Warner Bros., since #BonnieandClyde (1967).
Sep 29, 2019 15 tweets 7 min read
.@YOUTUBE REVIEW: "The Wall" by the Nostalgia Critic (@ChannelAwesome)
I think I can easily say the worst album of this year—or any year—is #TheWall. Not by @PinkFloyd, of course, because I hear that's actually a very good album (and a very good picture), but by the Nostalgia Critic, or, as everybody knows him now, the ever-troubled Doug Walker.
Sep 27, 2019 11 tweets 8 min read
EDITORIAL: "Chances of #LoudHouse creator returning to @Nickelodeon not enhanced at all by interview with End Times conspiracy theorist" I'm sure all of us remember the story of Chris Savino, who, midway through the production of the third season of his enormously popular @Nickelodeon cartoon—#TheLoudHouse—was fired from that network on the basis that he sexually harassed a series of women over the years.
Sep 25, 2019 13 tweets 9 min read
TRAFFIC LIGHTS for September 25, 2019

Vectors courtesy of @VectorStock. RED LIGHT to a crime against charity which has led to the trending of the hashtag #StandWithCarson. 25-year-old @CycloneFB fan @CarsonKing2 had made a deal with @AnheuserBusch to donate proceeds from cans and bottles of Busch Light to an Iowa children's hospital.