NSFW 🔞 90% fandom 10% cats. She/her. Too old for this shit. Lover of Sheith and Otayuri, no antis allowed, thanks. Icon courtesy of @francowitch
Feb 8, 2020 • 64 tweets • 12 min read
#nsfw#sheith Imagine phone sex operator Sheith, but instead of one of them being the client, they work opposite of each other and have a friendly rivalry. Who can keep a customer on longest, who has the most repeat customers that month, who can get their customer off fastest.
Their favorite game is trying to make each other laugh by using the worst lines possible, maintaining eye contact the entire time while their customer gets off to things like, "I'm gonna put my bologna stick in your special sandwich" or
Mar 25, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Baby's first fic thread!
Shiro likes to tell Keith that he loves him randomly throughout the day. Slurred over eggs and coffee in the morning, mouthed as they pass by each other in the halls during work, tapped out in Morse code on his leg at lunch and meetings.
At night, he stops in the middle of paperwork to say, "Hey." When Keith looks up from his own paperwork, Shiro smiles helplessly at him. "I love you, you know that?" And Keith blushes because he always does, gives him a small nod and a soft, "love you too."
