#CAA meltdown 🧵
As CAA Rules have been notified, a meltdown by Islamists and left-liberals was expected. Here are some of the gems.
1. Rana Ayyub 2. Assasuddin Owaisi

Do log hain twitter pe kabhi relationship mein hua karte the. Dono ki shaadi ho chuki hai. Abhi bhi dms mein pyaar mohabbat with explicit images chal raha hai. Kanya ke patidev ko pata chal gaya hai. Kabhi bhi dhamaka hi sakta hai. One of the last messages were "I still remember taste of your lips". Kanya ka pati is an old client turned friend. Hum mil collage bana rahe so that he can confront her. 30 min se yehi pad raha hun. Funny stuff. I wish I could share SS. Only allowed to tweet collage progress.

#MetaVsTheWire Saga

A #thread to explain what happened since October 6 between @Meta and #TheWire. The aim here is to keep it as simple as possible. This thread is more about the facts and not about taking sides.
#NoTechnicalJargon

Reports from @OpIndia_com are embedded.

1/n On October 6, The Wire published a report suggesting Instagram removed a satirical post on UP CM #YogiAdityanath. The post was published by Instagram handle @/cringearchivist. It is active on Twitter as well. Cringearchivist blamed 'faulty AI' for the removal of the post.

2/n

#TwitterTricks #Thread

Let's talk Tips and Tricks for using Twitter more efficiently. Many of us use the platform for more than merely a social media presence. I will keep this thread alive with the Twitter Tricks that I came across over the years. Contribute, if you can. 🙂 If you want to remove the RTs from the search, simply add "-RT" without quotes. For example, "Uttar Pradesh Elections -RT" will show the tweets containing the phrase "Uttar Pradesh Elections" but will not show if someone has RTed a tweet that contains the same phrase.

बजरंग प्रेम का रूप धरे,
बजरंग करे विनाश,
जैसी करनी तू करे,
वैसा दिखे प्रकाश,
हनुमन में हैं राम बसे,
राम में दिखे हनुमान,
अंजनिपुत्र का निर्मल दृदय,
भजे वह सीता राम,
शांत रूप में सम्मुख आये,
कामरूपिण हनुमान,
भूत पिशाच जिस से डरे,
वह केसरीसुत हनुमान, वज्रकाय महाकाय,
अनेकों रूप के हनुमान,
शिव के ११ रूद्र जिसमें बसे,
वह महावीर हनुमान,
भक्तवत्सल अमर हैं,
वानरराज हनुमान,
जिधर सुने राम का नाम,
प्रकट होए हनुमान,
महातेजस प्रकाश रूप,
महातपसी हनुमान,
सब दुखों को जो हरे,
मंगल रूप हनुमान,

Yesterday, I had to work late night. Something very emotional happened and it broke my heart for the stray cattle. At around 1:30 AM when I left the desk for some time to walk around I noticed an ox standing outside. He is not regular but was looking inside. By the time I picked food for him and went out, he was gone, but I could see him from far. I called him. He turned and literally ran back. After feeding him some carrots and jaggary and when he was calmer than the moment he started eating, I came close and saw his face.