All right. Time to upset everyone I've ever met.
Orange Colored Sky
by Nat King Cole
Mar 22, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I don't think we talk enough about how Italy ran at least 16 concentration camps during #WWII where Mussolini ethnically cleansed Croatians, Slavs, and Jews. Italy really just tried to memory-holed their atrocities.
When the camps were shut down in 1943, the Jewish survivors who couldn't flee were shipped to Auschwitz 🙃
Mar 22, 2023 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
🧵It's funny to me how #TheMandalorian popularized the "on-set virtual production" which is a fancy way of saying Hollywood finally, officially, reinvented the "moving panorama" 🤭
Moving panoramas have been a form of entertainment for centuries, though largely forgotten by all but folks with niche interests (👋)now. The concept is the same though.
Mar 14, 2023 • 6 tweets • 4 min read
Just read the Gwyneth Paltrow "wellness" interview. Hoo boy. She doesn't need ketone drinks that taste like "cherry gasoline" or rectal ozone injections(??). She needs calories. Sugar. Carbs. She has brain fog because she's starving and her metabolism is cannibalizing her brain😐
Ketosis is what happens when your body is literally starving to death. It is not a "diet" or a way of life (unless you live in a place where chronic malnutrition is common). You are literally poisoning your blood, which is why they tell you drink so much water. Fucking stop this.
Nov 19, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
If I could choose my #LastTweet it would be this: the "Roman Empire" isn't real. "Rome" produced zero unique material culture. Zero primary documents. Zero radiocarbon dates of famous "Roman" monuments. It's a fictional homogenizaton of European indigenous culture by the Church.
Numismatics is pseudoscience nonsense.
Nov 17, 2022 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
Man, it sure would be cool if archaeologists would check their emails. I've got dozens of folders full of cool shit like this that I can't get anyone to look at. Just a 22-mile-long, 40-foot-wide wall in the middle of the Arabian Peninsula, nbd
Just a hillside town or commercial center in the desert of Turkey. Definitely not worth responding to my emails about it...obviously.