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Retail IT consultant, originally here for brexit stuff, but that’s not the main thing going on right now.
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21 Jul
Film synopsis: Dr No (2020 Reboot)

James Bond isn't sent to Jamaica and doesn't investigate the disappearance of a fellow British agent.

#RussiaReport

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Film synopsis: From Russia With Love (2020 Reboot)

SPECTRE are planning to kill James Bond. MI6 don't look into it.

#RussiaReport

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Film synopsis: Goldfinger (2020 Reboot)

Auric Goldfinger is planning to contaminate the US Bullion Depository at Fort Knox. James Bond isn't sent to investigate. The gold bars may or may not be contaminated - we will never know.

#RussiaReport

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10 May
@mrEmTee @Conservatives Work from home, unless you can’t in which case go to work, but be alert and cycle there, if you can or else don’t. See people from 2m away, unless they are people you actually want to see,else don’t. Play football, but only with your household(staff can make up numbers if needed)
@mrEmTee @Conservatives If you want to go to the beach, you can drive there so that people who actually live there have to pick their way around you when getting 5mins to themselves or have to drive somewhere else to get away from you
@mrEmTee @Conservatives See if you can do something about the testing and PPE palaver, because Christ knows, the government have made an omishambles of that.
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19 Feb
Here's a story about #Immigration and how it can create stepping stones for many people.

The story starts in #Littlehampton, some time before WW2 when Mr and Mrs Perilli moved from Naples to the town and worked in a cafe.

Littlehampton is in @NickGibbUK's constituency

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Would the Perillis have passed the points system being proposed at the moment? Probably not, so in a universe run by @patel4witham the story stops here.

Luckily, we can continue the thread.

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We pick our story up in an air raid shelter in Littlehampton during a bombing raid. Gilda Perilli has been pregnant for the usual allotted time and gives birth to a daughter - Anita Perilli.

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6 Jan
Rant incomming:

I've got a degree. I've had people, to my face, accuse me of being lefty as I have been subjected to indoctrination in the education system

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My degree is in geology. All discussion in the classroom was about rocks, rocks and more rocks. Any political discussion would have been a waste of time as the questions in the end of year exams were exclusively about rocks and things to do with rocks.

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As part of looking at rocks, I wrote a thesis for my Masters about climate change in the geological record in relation to the contemporary situation. At no point did politics come into it.

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