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Jul 21, 2020 26 tweets 8 min read
Film synopsis: Dr No (2020 Reboot)

James Bond isn't sent to Jamaica and doesn't investigate the disappearance of a fellow British agent.

#RussiaReport

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Film synopsis: From Russia With Love (2020 Reboot)

SPECTRE are planning to kill James Bond. MI6 don't look into it.

#RussiaReport

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May 10, 2020 6 tweets 4 min read
@mrEmTee @Conservatives Work from home, unless you can’t in which case go to work, but be alert and cycle there, if you can or else don’t. See people from 2m away, unless they are people you actually want to see,else don’t. Play football, but only with your household(staff can make up numbers if needed) @mrEmTee @Conservatives If you want to go to the beach, you can drive there so that people who actually live there have to pick their way around you when getting 5mins to themselves or have to drive somewhere else to get away from you
Feb 19, 2020 9 tweets 2 min read
Here's a story about #Immigration and how it can create stepping stones for many people.

The story starts in #Littlehampton, some time before WW2 when Mr and Mrs Perilli moved from Naples to the town and worked in a cafe.

Littlehampton is in @NickGibbUK's constituency

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Would the Perillis have passed the points system being proposed at the moment? Probably not, so in a universe run by @patel4witham the story stops here.

Luckily, we can continue the thread.

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Jan 6, 2020 9 tweets 2 min read
Rant incomming:

I've got a degree. I've had people, to my face, accuse me of being lefty as I have been subjected to indoctrination in the education system

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My degree is in geology. All discussion in the classroom was about rocks, rocks and more rocks. Any political discussion would have been a waste of time as the questions in the end of year exams were exclusively about rocks and things to do with rocks.

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