Good Morning #ableg as we enter into yet another week of the #shandemic we have do have some good news and...frankly still a good share of WTF. With the <adjective pending> school reopening plan set to launch next Tues, we will start there. 1495 (+5) Schools with cases
904 last 2 weeks (-10)
112 schools with 1 case or pre-declaration (-2)
322 on ALERT (2-4 cases), -10
251 on OUTBREAK (5-9 cases) (-2)
218 past the LaGrange point (10+ cases), (+3)
6736 (+160 since May 11)
Total CASES in schools 818 (34%)

Good morning #ableg. We are off to a roaring start with the #shandemic this week so buckle in it is going to be a wild wild week. First up schools. With the failure of Comprehensive, robust and rapid plans Monster of Willful Ignorance @AdrianaLaGrange is launching the about fucking time plan and allowing teachers not already in isolation to fight for vaccines Here are the numbers

Good morning #ableg and a a big salute to those of you still crewing your posts. Also Fuck You Bumbles, Monster @AdrianaLaGrange Shandemic, Senor Yao and @LailaGoodridge who are enjoying a two week vacations (possibly out of country). Here is your @shandemic report. It is no longer safe for monster @AdrianaLaGrange to be near a school but some are still open (like BlackGold, which was denied permission to move online) Here are the results.
1428 schools with cases since Aug 30 (+12)
781 Past 2 weeks (+3)

Afternoon #ableg. The data is really sketchy this week but it is still time to compare it to predictions and make the next set of projections for the coming week.(predicted)
Active cases (22000) 22920 Exceeded
AVG Daily new cases (1700) 1731 MEET AVG Daily deaths (5.5) 1.7 MUCH LOWER
*2021-4-25 2074 deaths Reported 2021-4-26 2067 reported. No explanation.
Hospitalizations (700) 648 UNDER
ICU (170) 155 UNDER
VoC (65-70%) 63%
* GoA has scaled down variant testing

Morning #ableg. Been a view days since I checked the stats so here is your Monday Morning #shandemic report and ..wow...oh man...shit, shit shit. Monster of Education @AdrianaLaGrange is busy inventing people to endorse her revisionism meanwhile...
Schools with/had cases 1278 (+12)
Last 2 weeks 398(+29)
1 case or Pre-Alert 127 (+17)
Alert (2-4) 148 (-2)
Tier 1 Outbreak (4-9) 81 (+10)
Lagranged 10+ 40 (+4)

Morning #ableg, it aint good. Little doubt the #thirdwaveAB has begun and is picking up steam. Three key factors. 1) Covid is spreading through schools 2) No longer even flat, R values all greater than 1. Variants well established and spreading. 3rd likely to hit youth hardest Disturbing trends as monster @AdrianaLaGrange works on her rodeo appreciation curriculum. (=-)
Schools with/had COVID cases 1259 (+3)
Last 2 weeks 352 (+24)
One case or Pre-Alert 112 (-3)
Alert (2-4) 139 (+21)
Tier 1 Outbreak (4-9) 58 (+6)
Lagrange Lvl Outbreak 38 10+ (+5)

Morning #ableg. NOT happy about it but here is your I told you so #shandemic report. Badness on all three fronts. Schools, Numbers and especially on variants of concern. Following report may be contain reality and be upsetting to religious zealots As teachers/students are low priority we start there.
@SOSAlberta (+-Fri)
Schools with/had COVID cases 1256 (+7)
Last 2 weeks 328 (+34)
One case or Pre-Alert 115 (+22)
Alert (2-4) 118
Tier 1 Outbreak (4-9) 52 (-1)
Lagrange Lvl Outbreak (+4) 33
Closed 24 (+1)

Good Morning #AbLeg I am officially calling it. 3rd wave has begun in AB. I hope I am wrong and it certainly may be truncated if Bumbles is able to handle vaccinations. Three factors in my call 1) decline has ended and is leveling. 2)Spread in Schools. 3) variants of concern. As teachers/students are low priority we start there. @SOSAlberta (change last 24hrs)
Schools with/had COVID cases 1248 (+1)
Last 2 weeks 288 (+1)
One case or Pre-Alert 93 (-3)
Alert (2-4) 112 (+5)
Tier 1 Outbreak (4-9) 53 (-1)
Lagrange Lvl Outbreak (10+) 29
Closed 23

Good Morning @Ableg new day same old #shandemic report. Here it is for 2021-3-16 beginning with Monster
@AdrianaLaGrange mismanagement of Schools, Shandemic actual's profiteering and concluding with the growing mutant threat. For Schools (Change) @SOSAlberta
Schools with/had COVID cases 1247 (+2)
Last 2 weeks 287 (+13)
One case or Pre-Alert 96 84 (+12)
Alert (2-4) 107 (-2)
Tier 1 Outbreak (4-9) 54 (+2)
Lagrange Lvl Outbreak (10+) 29 (+1)
Closed 23
Active cases 1160 (+54)
Transmissions 205 (+11)

Good Morning
@Ableg
here is your #shandemic report for 2021-3-16 beginning with Monster @AdrianaLaGrange
mismanagement of Schools, Shandemics actual's negligence and concluding with the now 3 variant found in Alberta as part of the mutant threat report. (Change) info mostly from
@SOSAlberta
Schools with/had COVID cases 1245 (+2)
Last 2 weeks 274 (-3)
One case or Pre-Alert 84 (-10)
Alert (2-4) 109 (+3)
Tier 1 Outbreak (4-9) 52 (+4)
Lagrange Lvl Outbreak (10+) 28 (+1)
Closed 23 (+4)
Active cases 1106 (+89)
Transmissions 194

Good Morning @Ableg
here is your #shandemic report for 2021-3-15 beginning with Monster @AdrianaLaGrange mismanagement of Schools, Shandemics actual's negligence and concluding with a new variant in our the mutant threat. (change since Fri) info mostly from
@SOSAlberta

Schools with/had COVID cases 1243 (+7)
Last 2 weeks 277 (+11)
One case or Pre-Alert 94 (=)
Alert (2-4) 106 (+3)
Tier 1 Outbreak (4-9) 48 (+7
Lagrange Lvl Outbreak (10+) 27 (=)
Closed 19 (+2)
Active cases 1017 =
Transmissions 194

Good Morning, here is the #shandemic report for 2020-06-10. We will start with Monster of Indoctrination @AdrianaLaGrange
223 schools with at least one case
57 Outbreaks (2-4 cases)
10 Outbreaks with 5+cases
2 Outbreaks ended
Infections among age 5-19 109% April peak. With 18 confirmed community transmissions schools now account for 54% of new cases. Break down of remaining top areas to contract COVID are
Business/Industrial 17%
Supportive Living 11%
Community 8%
Long Term Care 7%
University 2%
Health Care 1%