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Jun 16, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
You never fully recover from CoVid19. I have now been on some form of physical and psychological pain since December 2020. I regularly feel like far less than the man I was when I went into hospital. The cold has totally added new layers of suffering I wasn’t expecting. 🙏🏾 I have now been on blood thinners for 6 months. I can’t afford to keep having CT scans at $300 a pop. Financially the pressure on my family and business has been huge. It has affected my kids in a very bad way. My mind isn’t what it used to be etc etc. this is just the truth.
Jun 14, 2021 4 tweets 5 min read
Zim Politician Twitter Audit:
@nelsonchamisa
806K Followers
361K Fake Followers (44.9%)
445 real Followers
88 Avg RTs
Funding: Volunteer
Self Manned.

@edmnangagwa
732K Followers
252K Fake Followers (34.5%)
480K Real Followers
193 Avg RTs
Funding: State
Team Manned. ImageImage More MetricsL SparkScores: ImageImage
Jan 30, 2021 7 tweets 2 min read
When you come off the ventilator after a near death experience with Covid some serious issues then arise:
1) chunks of memories are temporarily lost. (Kids names. Experiences. Where you live)
2) your muscles wasted away. I was under for 2 weeks. I left hospital unable to walk 3) the indignity of being unable to use the toilet 🚽 or cleaning oneself.
4) your brain 🧠 is totally disconnected from your body. Eg: I often feel like I can lift my baby daughter but I can barely lift 5kgs. She 25kgs.
5) I came out on over 20 tablets and now have diabetes
Sep 26, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
If you boss is paying for $2000 per month billboard on Borrowdale road to advertise you ONLINE store, (despite google ads, Facebook pixels etc) that company has lost already. #StayWoke $2000 on FB is serious conversion power from real customers. Billboards are a waste of money. Then if you just press “Boost” on FB and think you are advertising you are also foolish and flushing your money down the drain. If you are not using the business ad manager with pixel information and offline conversation you are flushing money down the toilet. #staywoke
Sep 7, 2020 7 tweets 3 min read
the problem with using Machines to generate ads is this:
1) If regularly search for things like "treatment for damaged hair" which a lot of women of colour do... the algorithms AI start to profile YOU! "Smart" ads will then look for images to serve YOU with possible solutions... ImageImageImageImage So the agency that does buying for Uniliver will have space on sites like Clicks to serve "smart ads" that are automatically generated to be personalised for a shopper. This is why we generally have the same screenshot of the racist ad coz it was served to a particular person...
Aug 20, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
In the last week I have received 5 different messages, at different times, from different international numbers from 5 different organizations claiming to be the OFFICIAL #ZimbabweanLivesMatter “Team”. Each time it’s to be invited to contribute to various zoom meetings etc...😖 This reminded me of the #ThisFlag moment when we started getting invited to Jozi to attend meetings for a “Hashtag “ I had helped create, answering to a “team” of elders who had appropriated it as their own. This led to the huge disaster that even led to a failed presidential bid
Jul 28, 2020 9 tweets 3 min read
Last month I was scammed R4000 and I have been too embarrassed to speak about it but f*** it. I was scammed coz I was absent minded and foolish. Here is how it happened:

1) I got a call from a old guy who claimed he was from the Zimbabwean Embassy in South Africa. He congrat... He congratulated me for the “great productive work with Fresh in a Box” and the Fresh Farm as said they had nominated me to be given a Free Tractor! His number was +27781951497 said his name was Minister Simon Chisorochengwe sounded like an old guy who kept calling me “my dear”
Jul 3, 2020 7 tweets 3 min read
I thank God every day for these young brilliant minds that surround me daily. They make me faster. Stronger. Image Shane does logistics and procurement. He’s actually a trained Pilot! Image
Jun 22, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
Dear Farmers: Cabbage is now $1 for 6. Meaning the market is saturated. Everyone saw the shortage 4 months ago and everyone jumped into Cabbage. My inbox has literally 1000 "I have cabbages" messages cand I have 50k at home. We must all plan better guys! We now have a shortage of coloured peppers, red Onion, Turnips, cherry tomatoes, baby marrow.
Jun 16, 2020 4 tweets 4 min read
This young genius dev @CyprianAarons , who @afrikancoder and I met on Twitter and hired beginning of January has just pushed the biggest UPGRADE we have ever pushed on freshinabox.co.zw

#BigData #OrderTracking #KnowYourCustomer #PredictiveAnalytics Image How awesome! Well done young bro. ImageImageImageImage
May 10, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
Happy Mother’s Day to to my Momma MaSibanda Matriarch of the family. 🥰 Image Happiest Mother’s Day to my beautiful super intelligent wife @NomalisoN, Danai and I are blessed to have you as mom in our lives Image
May 2, 2020 5 tweets 3 min read
Salute my little brothers @Rufarod and @Itskarizma for lifting up the family businesses. They work non stop for FIAB, Joeys and Send a Lytee. ImageImage Our youngest Pizza 🍕 Chef is Cassie Bunga who is 12yrs! Image
Apr 27, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
Business lessons 101: one box costs between $0.80c to $1.50 (Branded) USD in Zimbabwe. The Box is advertising space. Today we are moving about 400 boxes. That would cost $600USD today alone. So it’s better to cut deals with Big brands to save money for our customers. #ZimGold Image Cooking oil is a perfect match to what we sell. So it's win win.
Jan 23, 2020 6 tweets 1 min read
1/ A small thread on how Mealie meal has become the new Fuel in Zimbabwe!🔥🔥🔥

So the government removed subsidy on Maize meal through the Minister's budget.

The President then went on national TV and revoked the removal, and promised to revert to sub prices 2/ The Gov then imports Maize at about $9000 per Ton then wants it sold at $4000, Only gives a very select few the license and subsidy and ban all other millers from publically buying or selling maize at market price.