The hot-take genre I am most fascinated by is Middle- and Upper-Class White Men Who Have The Key To #Productivity. I am on many of their mailing lists. I follow many of them on Twitter. I find their ideas for morning and evening routines precious and adorable. (#thread) Somehow, they have constructed lives (at least as they tell it) that appear to be free of the chaos injected by a child or children that wake up at non-regular times, demanding an immediate hug, Lego consultation, or story. Their mornings seem consistent, calm, manageable.