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Sep 23, 2022 35 tweets 6 min read
I spent 15 years in the edible oil industry and find KEBS suspension quite absurd.

Since we all know politics in Kenya is always at play, I can pass your time with a #thread on what I learnt from my time working with palm oil. The major raw material form palm based cooking fats and oils in Kenya is Crude Palm Oil. This is the pulp from the fruit of the oil palm tree and has a bright orange-red colour owing to the high quantity of beta-carotene it contains.
Aug 30, 2022 11 tweets 2 min read
Final exams came and there was a hot contest for who would be top in class between the teacher’s favourite pet and the noisemaker. Neither candidate had really studied for their exams and this being Kenya, they both assumed they could buy their way to being top in class.
Feb 8, 2019 24 tweets 6 min read
Time for a #thread about why I never ate meat. My mum is a staunch #Hindu woman with strong principles, upstanding morals, and very much attached to traditional values. For fucks sake, she will not eat in a restaurant that serves eggs, let alone meat.
In her spare time, she is the official family travel agent for guilt trips.